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You FPD (Farts Per Day) average

5-20
14
48%
20-40
4
14%
40-100
11
38%
 
Total votes: 29

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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

I'm still hopeful
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> someone farts
> try to catch fart in hand and put in mouth
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

Well the night is still young
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> someone farts
> immediately put hand on butt and with fart stuck between butt and hand shove hand over their body into their mouth
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

I wonder if this fart is secretly building up for one big explosion
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> fart in hand
> dip it in drink
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Re: FART

Post by jurebj »

Is compressed fart poo?
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

I wonder if burps are technically farts
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

I have yet to burp on RD :(
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Re: FART

Post by jurebj »

burp = inferior fart
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

jurebj wrote:Is compressed fart poo?
I would think so, unless poo isn't considered poo without enough moisture
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> feel fart coming up
> pull pant down
> wet fart onto pretty girl
> clean her off by putting wet poopoo on finger, stick in her mouth
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Re: FART

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I wonder if there is a burp topic
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

They're not as good as farts
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> fart
> poo and pee come out too unexpected
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

I farted...

Jk. Sadly though
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Re: FART

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I don't like farting
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> fart in crowd
> doesnt make any sound
> sad
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

Farting is eh but funny sometimes
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Re: FART

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I remember a few fond farts but mostly they're a pain
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