FART

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:07 am

Certainly more than there are humans on earth

Matyuv · Post by **Matyuv** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:08 am

What if the blue whales contribute?

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:08 am

Ah now that's a different kettle of fish

Matyuv · Post by **Matyuv** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:09 am

Could blue whales create a tsunami if they all farted in the same direction?

Ray502 · Post by **Ray502** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:10 am

It is now past 2 in the morning and no flatulence

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:10 am

7:11 AM here and still none

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:11 am

> fart
> cloud

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:12 am

I wonder if you could have a fart that produces a mushroom cloud

Matyuv · Post by **Matyuv** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:12 am

I wonder if there's a workout routine to exercise the fart muscles.

Ray502 · Post by **Ray502** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:12 am

I bet as soon as RD ends a fart will come

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:13 am

Matyuv wrote:I wonder if there's a workout routine to exercise the fart muscles.

The bunghole builder

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:14 am

> fart on hand
> handshake

Ray502 · Post by **Ray502** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:15 am

Yep I'm certain that will happen to me..

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:16 am

> girl close eyes and leans in for kiss
> fart

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:17 am

If you quickly sniff up a fart nobody else has to smell it

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:18 am

> breathe in fart
> exhale in front of someone

Matyuv · Post by **Matyuv** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:18 am

I don't have that kind of flexibility...

Pirez · Post by **Pirez** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:19 am

I stopped farting. Goodie.

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:23 am

> only open bus seat is next to me
> fart loudly when someone tries to sit

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:24 am

I once smelled a lemon tart
But it was just a smelly fart

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