FART

Ray502 · Post by **Ray502** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:25 am

I farted in fourth grade class, and everyone looked at me. It was embarrassing

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:26 am

> person sleeps with mouth open
> i know what to do

Ray502 · Post by **Ray502** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:27 am

But then again, a bunch of the others farted multiple times over that school year

Matyuv · Post by **Matyuv** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:27 am

If I fart in the woods, am I helping with photosynthesis or just farting?

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:28 am

No just farting

Pirez · Post by **Pirez** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:29 am

Lemons are nice.

Matyuv · Post by **Matyuv** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:29 am

I like to think I'm helping so I fart on plants when the opportunity arises.

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:30 am

I like eating lemons but I've gotten used to the sourness and now they don't taste that sour

Ray502 · Post by **Ray502** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:32 am

Well no fart. I guess it's time to give up officially

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:33 am

You can't give up!

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:38 am

> only white bread, want wheat
> i know what to do

Ray502 · Post by **Ray502** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:39 am

Maybe when I wake up one will blast

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:40 am

blast you to the past?

Ray502 · Post by **Ray502** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:42 am

I hope not though

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:42 am

Me neither

Matyuv · Post by **Matyuv** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:43 am

If all humans played tug-o-war against all insects and the only force they could use to pull was farting, who would win?

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:45 am

Matyuv · Post by **Matyuv** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:48 am

I'd bet on insects personally

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:49 am

Can insects fart?

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:50 am

> someone complains theres no air conditioning
> fart

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