FART

[Ambidextroid]

> fart on food
> enjoy it myself

[Matyuv]

Does farting in a bathtub make it a jacuzzi

[Ambidextroid]

Only if it's constant

[Keane]

> fart into ventilator

[Adsolution]

[Ambidextroid]

Qual post

[Adsolution]

warlock kick?

[Keane]

i iwsh ad would smile like me as mafgificn does in the sig

[Adsolution]

keanu reeves

[Ambidextroid]

It's frustrating when you need to fart and you're sitting down so the exit is blocked so you lean to the side to make way and it all comes out at once and you just prolapse

[Keane]

what if mario threw odyssey cap at fart bananana

[Ambidextroid]

It would be rejected

[Keane]

> poo into gun
> shoot at people

[Ambidextroid]

> Poo into actual glock
> Bring in airport
> Shoot poo, everyone laugh high five security guard

[Keane]

> fart into a backpack
> put gun in and close
> inspection opens bag, fart releases

[Ambidextroid]

> driving plane
> about to crash into pentagon
> just dodge at last second but launch bomb
> everyone sigh of releif but scream again when see bomb
> bomb actually just poo, coats pentagon
>everyone laugh high five security guard medal of honour

[Keane]

> shit in nutella jar
> sell banana chocolate crepes

[Ambidextroid]

Just poo in crepe of random passerby and high five

[Keane]

> poo all over toilet, smear it on walls, fling it at the floor and ceiling

[Ambidextroid]

> poo on live stage
> elect me president