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You FPD (Farts Per Day) average

5-20
14
48%
20-40
4
14%
40-100
11
38%
 
Total votes: 29

nr0r
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Re: FART

Post by nr0r »

Husband darted last night and I was down wind of it. Does that count?
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

Second hand farting?
Ray502
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

No fart yet. Time is beginning to run out
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

Same position here
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

Maybe if I eat something for breakfast...
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

Beans?
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

Nah no beans here thankfully
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

Good.
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

I'd rather wait til one comes
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

Better out than in
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

9 hours left for a fart
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

Crikey 9 hours more
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

A little less than 9 to be exact
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

Down to 6 and still nothing
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

Can't give up yet
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

Not at all
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Re: FART

Post by Pirez »

50 farts a day make the doctor away :D
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

0 farts expected to happen
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Re: FART

Post by Pirez »

That's weak
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Re: FART

Post by Ray502 »

Very weak.
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