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Rayman character with the biggest freshest d*ck?

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:tssk: I have yet to figure this out. Which rayman character has the biggest freshest dick? What does it look like? Why?
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I'd say Great Spirit Palmito has the biggest dick, 2nd closest one is polokus
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Probably Ly.
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Clark's is the biggest, but probably not the freshest.
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It is obviously the limbless wonder. 83c
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Probably Rayman. When I saw "Rayman Whorigins" which was a animation parody of Rayman Origins made in Newgrounds, I ridiculously thought he was "the one" even though it pains me to say it.

When I first saw it, I did not agree with it whatsoever
https://youtu.be/nr0bX4-NaK4
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#TBT to when the early crop of RPC decided it was only an error.
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Ray502 wrote:Image
Maybe seeing is believing.
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No arms. No legs. Huge features.
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Droolie's just trying to draw attention away from the fact that he's the one who castrasted Rayman in the first place.
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Hunchman801 wrote:Droolie's just trying to draw attention away from the fact that he's the one who castrasted Rayman in the first place.
I am wondering if Rayman wanted that in the first place?
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R4Y_ANC3L wrote:I am wondering if Rayman wanted that in the first place?
Well I very much doubt anyone would ever want that. Though Droolie will probably tell you otherwise. :tssk:
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I confess, I castrated Rayman back in 2005 which physically and emotionally scarred Rayman, causing him to go insane post-R3. I ruined the series. :cry:
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Well that suddenly explains a lot of things! :o
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Image*Castration Procedures*
^ Me right now..
Drolpiraat wrote:I confess, I castrated Rayman back in 2005 which physically and emotionally scarred Rayman, causing him to go insane post-R3. I ruined the series. :cry:
It must've seem unimaginable, even for you. :beurk:
I just hope Rayman had a chance to satisfy Betilla before that procedure occurred. :shock:
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Wow, this is certainly a new way of looking at things. Suddenly the last decade or so makes so much more sense!
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Well, I'm not backing down. I still ridiculously believe Rayman is "the one".
Even though, more of his parts are gone. :mefiant:
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LacMac (Please dont Kill me).
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I have to agree, it's gotta be Lac-Mac. Inspector Grub comes in a close 2nd though.
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