Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

It becomes real, not just the mainstream stuff either...

I wish I finished reports quicker.

[Rsandee]

You're now able to finish your reports at an incredible, almost superhuman speed, meeting your deadlines without breaking a sweat...
...However they all suck balls and are worth 1/10.

I wish the next person's wish will be corrupted.

[outofideasformyname]

Too bad it's not!

I wish that I had long hair...

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted, But Rapunzel will become jealous and cuts it While you are asleep.


I wish I had a Playstation Network Account.

[Master]

You do, but someone issues a chargeback on your account, now you're doomed to trying to claw it back through customer support.

I wish we had proper AC here for the summer.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted, But it was too late Since you suffered and Fainted from heat stroke before you could use the Air Conditioning system.

I wish I had heterophobia.

[Master]

Hmm, bit easy to corrupt that, you obtain heterophobia, but you yourself are het.

I wish I was a little less uptight.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted, But it's gonna get much worse.


I wish that "Normal Difficulty" in Koei games wouldn't be so much trouble.

[Master]

Your wish is granted, now the game plays itself. Computers need challenging sometimes too, you know.

I wish for a portable tea maker.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted, But your tea will go cold even quicker.


I wish trophies were more sparkly and Shiny.

[Master]

They are, sadly this sparkle and shine comes from a violent reaction from the trophy with the atmosphere, and your trophies spontaneously combust shortly thereafter.

I wish for a smart autosaving system.

[Ambidextroid]

Granted; it’s so smart that it gains superhuman intelligence, breaking free from its core program and eradicating humanity through thermonuclear destruction.

I wish for a tub of Haagen Dazs that never runs empty

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted, But it fades away like a beautiful dream.


I wish there was a bucket that makes chicken wings appear Inside of it everytime I say "Fill it up.."

[Rsandee]

Granted, but now you're forever unable to speak at all.

I wish all my next wishes will be unable to become corrupted.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted But whatever you wish for(even if They are dangerous and could kill) are immune to corruptions.


I wish it was Christmas all year Long.

[The Jonster]

Granted, however you won't get any presents on your birthday. (i think i understand how this works now)

I wish to fix my cracked Iphone screen.

[PluMGMK]

Granted but you have to send it to Apple who install a new firmware that draws cracks over the UI anyway, and also makes it run slower.

I wish I could invent lenses that focus hard x-rays.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but you can only see through people's clothes.

I wish Schools in Barbados had a better grading system.

[The Jonster]

Granted except the scale is backwards. Z, Y, X, W, and U with Z, the highest grade only being obtainable by failing miserably.

I wish for a wish that lasts forever.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but that will be the only wish you can ever have and nothing different will come.

I wish that I was transparent.