Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because They can't vault over something in the past.


Why are people In Japan either a ten year old girl or a monster? (lame anime joke of mine.)

[Aaron]

I don't know, but what if you combine the ten year old girly thing with her also being a monster inside? That's a ten year old monster!

Why are people so naive?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because They were young and unexperienced.


Why can't "Force" mean "Four times"?

[Pirez]

Because then "Star Wars : The Force Awakens" would be called "Star Wars : Rey takes three naps a day thus awakens four times, the lazy sandbum"

What would happen if Reddit was president?

[Aaron]

It would post 50/50 topics.

What would happen if Lucasfilms Ltd directed Spongebob?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Spongebob would be in a Death Star Trench rather than being underwater.


Why is there no action or violence in Fruit Punch?

[Thebananacrafter!]

because it was a beverage and it couldnt beat up the burnt cdrs that's why :/

is the engineer a spy?

[NyaNyaLily]

No, the spy is a double agent.

Can you type "Lamasticot" with your eyes closed?

[WizardMinecraft]

Because they don't like change

Why do people think rick and morty makes you smarter?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because they don't know Real stars as shrinks in the stars. That was lame.


Why does Sepiroth has a sword as long as the hair?

[Aaron]

Because he doesn't.

Why couldn't our ancestors invent flying cars and time machines?

[PluMGMK]

Isn't it obvious? They did, but then used their time machines to hide all the evidence in an as-yet-unreached future.

Will there ever be a rainbow?

[WizardMinecraft]

If you blink, you'll miss it.

Why does children nowadays try to be as edgy as possible.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because they slept on the wrong side or edge of the bed.

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

[Lil_DRE]

Because that's what Osama Bin Laden decided

¿What happens if I eat myself from head to toe?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Then you disappear out of sight.

Why is a boxing ring square?

[Lil_DRE]

Because the reality is that it is a pentagon.

¿If I throw a very powerful fart, can I destroy the fabric of space - time and travel where I want?
(Note the reference)

[R4Y_ANC3L]

¿If I throw a very powerful fart, can I destroy the fabric of space - time and travel where I want?
(Note the reference)

No. You will just find a mastermind to be actually a crude hand puppet.

If you tried to fail and you succeeded, which have you done?

[PluMGMK]

You've succeeded in formulating an ill-posed problem, the solution of which will almost certainly lead to chaos.

Will the universe blow up if I add too much salt to my pasta?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Ruined perfectly good spaghetti is bad for everyone so bad it leads to detonating a Hydrogen bomb.

Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called "Rush Hour"?