Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Aaron]

Because of all the panic that it creates and makes you want to rush.

What if the universe was a giant flying pig?

[Lil_DRE]

Because the ghost of President John F. Kennedy caused that anomaly.

If I touch a pan with burning oil, do I freeze completely?

[Aaron]

No, you go into heaven.

What would happen if the sun and the moon combined?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Then there will be rain and thunderstorms on sunny days with no clouds.

Why do Kamikazes wear helmets?

[Lil_DRE]

Because they do not want to be disheveled when their body is disintegrated by the explosion, so their ghosts will have style forever.

Why when I eat bread, my body becomes amorphous?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because bread is a magic circuit in disguise.

Why don't we roll in Rock and Roll?

[Lil_DRE]

Because Phil Collins does not want us to destroy our reality

Why do I get anal prolapses in my ears?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

It's safer than getting an anal probe.

Why is chili hot when it sounds like something cold?

[Lil_DRE]

Because your brain does not know how to solve such a riddle, causing a cerebral hemorrhage.

Is it possible to play Bingo with Hitler and that I beat him?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

N0. Cause Bingo will then be invented by someone else.


Why is there someone named after a town?

[Lil_DRE]

Because the one who named her had cheesing before.


Can I eat by the ears and then vomit by the fingers?

[Aaron]

Yes, but it's hazardous.

What if Microsoft Sam was an e-mail service?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Then we will have e-mail that has a mouth and can speak.

Why do we call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?

[Aaron]

Because the sand is a fast runner but when it gets tired it becomes a slow runner, resulting in it being a "slow sand".

Why don't we measure literature in liters?

[PluMGMK]

Wrong language. We don't use Greek "λίτρα"s, we use the Latin version, "libra"s. Or rather "liber"s, books. Wait, what do you mean, they're unrelated??

Will I ever be able to bring myself to say "referendums"?

[Aaron]

Yes, but you'll have to vote as soon as you say it.

Will there ever be flying octopuses in the future?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes, if "Space Invaders" come to life.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

[Pirez]

Because if they flew over cities they would be named citygulls.

How many 2nd floors are there in a hotel?

[Aaron]

Uncountable.

Why are there no bananas as police officers yet?

[Lil_DRE]

Because if there were more bananas than cops, reality would make a kind of space-time rupture where the alternative universes would merge with ours creating a definitive Universe where the Fictitious, the Paranormal and the Real would have a connection between them, which it would take us to live with ghosts, demons, Anime girls, Mechas , ancient Gods among other things, causing the total destruction of what exists in only 5 minutes from this primordial event.

Why can not I bleed because of my hair?