Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because we'll all be damned if you were retarded.

I can save time. But when do I get it back?

[Aaron]

When you beat Reflux the Knaaren from Rayman 3.

Is ice skating like riding a horse?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Absolutely since you move yourself with barely any effort on something.

How long is a piece of string?

[PluMGMK]

Depends on how long it is.

Should I get my hair done like Amilia Stewart?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

No, since it is decreed that your hair shall be done like Rock Howard's.

Why can't we have "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace" instead of "Nightmare on Elm Street"?

[Aaron]

Because why not?

Why are humans interesting?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

They make better "test monkeys" than objects.

Why is it that spiders never invented the internet and there are so many WEBsites?

[Aaron]

*ba dum tss*

because spiders don't have hands

What is a Sonic?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

A fast food restaurant chain.

Is rain just God sweating.

[WizardMinecraft]

he has to hurry and git gud

why does people believe that a planet that doesn't exist will kill us all.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because eventually there will be a crisis on two Earths!

Do my HiccUPs HicDOWN?

[Reese Riverson]

No, you're going to need to do some research on how to make that possible by going to a library full of books.


If chickens were so smart, why do they bother trying to cross the road during an invasion of Daleks?

[WizardMinecraft]

It's the one true thing they are good at.

why does triple a game devs use microtansactions to get money

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Because they suck (like shadowrayman).

Why is Shadowrayman even registered on this place?

[WizardMinecraft]

Because he's butthurt that a game is more popular and better than his precious precious game of crap we call Roblox

Why do people call Ajit Pai "the ultimate normie"

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Because this name looks arab.

Where did Asian members go?

[WizardMinecraft]

To the underground base of crap.


Why do people hate the show Johnny Test.

[Aaron]

Because the test is very painful Johnny has to go through.

Does "extraordinary" mean "more ordinary"?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

yes!!

why shadowrayman is shadowrayman

[Aaron]

Because he's Rayman's shadow.

Why do people think Shadowrayman sucks?