Game: Ban the member above you

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Steo was banned for making me look dumb the same way Bart looks in the picture when I saw the meme.

[WizardMinecraft]

Aaron was banned for clicking a hidden link because he was too gullible for link clicking giving R4Y what he wants.

[Aaron]

Yeah, but at least it was safe!

WizardMinecraft was banned for unplugging the universe (sorry, I couldn't think of anything else )

[Steo]

Aaron was banned but he apologised in advance so it's OK.

[WizardMinecraft]

Steo was banned for being cought hacking for 843,156,642,964,297 tings for the fourm's best ranks not realizing that tings are worthless IRL

[Steo]

WizardMinecraft was banned for saying hurtful things. I'm not a cheater and Tings are a way of life yeah

[WizardMinecraft]

steo was banned for not taking insults right, playing the victim card and forgetting a rule of the internet shown below

If you can't take anything offensive on the internet than you shouldn't be on the fucking internet

[R4Y_ANC3L]

WizardMinecraft was banned for being so meme to Steo, which will also to anyone who doesn't get the corny joke.

[Steo]

If you can't take anything offensive on the internet then you shouldn't be on the fucking internet

[WizardMinecraft]

R4Y was banned for trying to fight against dankness meaning he's secretly a normie

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Steo has been banned for making a play on the sh!tty internet rules, which kinda counts as vandalism.

WizardMinecraft was banned for not having certain evidence to support the sh!tty internet rules, which means this is "frame".

[Steo]

R4Y was banned for banning 2 people at the same time.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Steo was immediately banned for not being aware of the rules that straightens out what he had posted.

Can we cut back on the "X was banned for banning Y while I was trying to ban them" type posts? And generally, if you have a reason for "banning" someone, have some creative explanation for why it's ban-worthy? Like maybe instead of:

Aaron was banned for changing his location.

We could have something more like:

Aaron was banned for changing his location, which must mean he's trying to hoodwink us about his true identity.

That sort of thing.

[Steo]

Crap I missed that apologies plum.

R4Y was banned for making me look dumb by pointing out that I'm blind while I have astigmatism in my right eye and wear glasses all the time.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Steo was banned for making me curious about researching "Antigmatism" and allowed me to end up looking at the examples of word appearances with the sight of Antigmatism, which forced me to hurt my own eyes(not literally).

[Steo]

R4Y was banned for having more signatures than me, making me feel obligated to make more of them.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Steo was banned for making the ban sound like a competition, but the ban might be effective since I was about to make more sigs anyway.

[Steo]

R4Y was banned because I don't know how to make a toggling signature that changes like he does, meaning I have to Google it.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Steo was banned for bailing on the ban reason he had made just before, which means that ban is null and void.

[Steo]

R4Y was banned for being so creative about these ban reasons, leaving me without any valid reasons to actually ban him back.