Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Aaron]

Red buses for example.

Why is it that not all people are smart?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because the world will be more complex than it already is.

Does the power button symbol suggests cigarettes?

[Aaron]

No, cause then the world would end.

Is the Earth stronger than Sylvester Stallone? (due to the ability of it to carry over 7 billion people at a time)

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Only if the Earth had a mind of its own.

Are dodo birds extinct?

[Steo]

Oops I forgot to reply on this one. Wondered why this one stopped

Just dodon't say that!

Why did they call them "Game Boy", did this mean they weren't for girls?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes, because girls are too 'Advanced' for them.

Why isn't the computer mouse squeaking?

[Steo]

Because nobody feeds them.

Why don't CD drives actually drive?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

They are shaped like wheels, aren't they?

Is Kermit the Frog a teenage mutant ninja turtle?

[Steo]

No he's a teenage mutant ninja frog.

Why do cars go so fast? In GTA : Vice City you can run faster than the cars so why not in real life?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because then we can also smash car doors in five punches.

Whenever you see the colour green, does it mean it would make something go?

[Steo]

That's a possibility because my PC has a window on the case and glows green when it's going (powered on).

If you install windows on a PC then install the drivers does it just take off speeding down the road once all drivers are installed?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes but then during the speeding, the computer 'crashes'.

Do you know the way?

[Steo]

If you like a computer like a console or PC, doesn't that make you a fan meaning you make the computer cool ?

[Reese Riverson]

Nah, you've gotta spin 3,400 times a minute before you can cool one.

If Hunchman were a robot, what kind of mechanics would be involved?

[Steo]

A French-English dictionary and some marbles

Why is 7 such a great number?

[Ambidextroid]

Because it's numerically greater than an infinite number of other numbers!

So... Does that make 7 infinitely large?

[Steo]

That depends on whether an 8 rotated 90° is more valuable than a 7.

Is an 8 rotated 90° a higher value than a 7?

[Ambidextroid]

No, because it's not infinity, it's just two zeros smushed together.

What's the best thing about having no limbs?

[Steo]

You can't break your arms, legs or neck and if you give someone lip, they can't say "the neck of him"

Why do people call the cinema "the pictures" when it's actually playing video?

[Reese Riverson]

Because they think it's a magical picture box.

If Super Ambi 64 was so great, why was it never released on the Nintendo 64 in outer space and Kentucky?