Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Aaron]

tulibu dibu douchoo

If you're in woodwork (woodshop or shop class whatever it's called in the US to avoid confusion) and the teacher tells you exactly where and how to cut your piece and you were paying full attention, does that mean you saw it?

Ken Lee? Kinley?

Yes

Why doesn't Globox glow?

[Steo]

I was talking about the Mariah Carey song that was sang on x factor. She thought it was saying Ken Lee and not can't live

Because he isn't a box either.

Why is it called an Xbox one when it's actually the third Xbox?

[PluMGMK]

Same reason that Windows 6.1 was called Windows 7, 6.2 was called 8, and 6.3 was called 8.1.

Should Globox be made a government minister?

[Steo]

Yeah and hopefully he's scared of tax so he seizes it from existence.

If someone tells you they want 30% interest, can you just tell them you're not that interested?

[Aaron]

lol yes

When you hear a sharp sound, does that mean it's like a razor?

[Steo]

If it's the buzzsaw instrument sound from the Sega Mega Drive / Genesis or the noise the Dreamcast reading a disc then yes. That's sharper than an A#.

Does a music note mean a note that plays music?

[Aaron]

If you give it hands, feet, arms and legs and also sheet music, then yes.

Does unicorn mean it's a corn?

[Steo]

Multiple corn just made into one corn.

When someone says get the door, should you go get a screwdriver, remove the door from the frame and then bring it into them?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes, but don't remove the door like that, use a nasal spray and you'll feel invincible.

Is a unicorn simply just a corn on a unicycle?

[Steo]

It could just be a corn with a unibrow.

How can you possibly bunny hop on a bicycle as high as Carl Johnson does in San Andreas?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Let moonjumps exist in real life but otherwise, it is impossible.

Is Christmas associated with Traffic Lights?(Red and green)

[Steo]

Yes but the only problem is on Christmas all the cars collide and cause a pile up due to all the flashing green and red.

If it's snowing out and someone is complaining about the weather but then someone turns around and says "yeah, about that weather... Snow joke" should you slap them

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes unless the joke is worth hearing.

Why Evil Homer does everything Evil Ken does?

[Steo]

Yes unless the joke is worth hearing.

That was the joke. Snow joke (it's no joke) so yeah I'd slap them I think

Because all I can hear now is "I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer"

What's a hypotenuse?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

The brother of Hyperbole.


Should they call me "Pac-Man" because packing things is my job?

[Steo]

Yeah they should and it should make that sound pacman makes as you're walking carrying stuff.

Does postman mean someone is past being a man?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

No, it means that someone is passing the post.

Why does Cartoon Network get more and more retarded as the years go by when it doesn't need to?

[Steo]

It was good when I was younger so I don't know why they're doing it. Clearly they're getting away with it though. It's unwatchable now. Like what's Steven Universe and I'm just thankful he doesn't have his name spelled like mine "Stephen"

Anyway you need a stupid answer so... Spoons.

Why don't they make kids shows as good as they were back in the good ol' days?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Thank God for My Little Pony.

Why is Luigi a headswap of Mario?

[Steo]

Because Nintendo were too lazy to bother so they cloned him, put him on a diet and just decided he was taller?

How come Mario never had to use a plunger or pipe wrench in the game considering he's a plummer?