Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Does the F.L.U.D.D count?

Is the yearbook a Bible?

[Steo]

Ah yeah I forgot about F. L. U. D. D.

It's a school bible technically so yeah.

Is splinter cell literally a cell that gives you splinters?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes but it nips you in the bud.

Is the World Black and White?

[Steo]

That's only on a black and white TV. We have colour and UHD world now.

Can you put your meal on the periodic table?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes, since there are scientific components in some foods you might eat.

BBCodes are associated with BBC?

[Steo]

Knowing BBC they probably want the rights to them so they get more money.

Is Tom Clancy's The Division a maths game?

[The Jonster]

(Y + N) - O * T % ? /

Quick, which way is wrong?

[Steo]

All of the above apart from as that's right.

Is 25 really that much funnier than 24 and why is that the case?

[Aaron]

Because Patrick and Spongebob have little brains.

Why is everything so heavy?

[Steo]

Because as Patrick said "who turned the heavy back on"

When it's thundering and lightning, why do people often say "did you hear the lightning" when it's the thunder that makes sound?

[Aaron]

Because I don't know.

When you're talking about an "african elephant" do you mean "a freakin' elephant"?

[Steo]

Only if you say "African Elephant" because "An African Elephant" it's just bad grammar.

I had heartburn and someone said Gaviscon. What does that have to do with my heartburn situation,who and where is Gav?

[Aaron]

Gav is in 5 Heartburn Avenue.

Why are cartoons so creepy?

[Steo]

Because you're not driving and the driver is the one that picks the radio station

What's the difference between a dog bark and tree bark?

[Aaron]

A dog can bark while the tree says "trash can".

Why is Y the best letter in the alphabet?

[The Jonster]

Because it's close to the end and you can use it in many ways (like stabbing people or catapulting objects)

Why is the weather always wrong?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because it was training for days.

Why is it that ones who slack off are the ones who succeed and the ones who strive are the ones who fail?

[Steo]

Because they're the ones that need a chance in life. It's like Monopoly.

Why is it spelled "disc" if it's optical but "disk" if it's physical?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because things that circular shaped need more updated names.

I kept dreaming about Haruhi Suzumiya. What does that mean?

[Steo]

It means you admire Japan for making PS2 consoles with better components.

Why do people say Harpic cleans toilets? He seems too cool for that