Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because branches are the first thing to break off before picking leaves.

Why do we tell kids to grow up and they are not even getting any older?

[Steo]

Because we're all old now and jealous of their youth

If something says "Do not use if seal is broken or damaged" then how are you supposed to ever use the product?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Go and microwave it for better results. That always solves that problem!

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[Steo]

Because then Dell would go out of business.

How come feet smell and noses run?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

How come feet smell and noses run?

I asked that before..

Why can't we be made of Legos?

[The Jonster]

Because Donald Trump had an affair.

Why can’t 1+1 = 3?

[Steo]

Because then you'd have 3 money.

What color is the stairs in a bungalow if everything is painted red?

[The Jonster]

Teal because the color brings out the color of your eyes.

Can pigs fly?

[Steo]

That was actually asked and I answered yes because police have helicopters

Can you start up the windows on your house?

[The Jonster]

Lol!

Sure can! All I just need is a graphics card, peanut butter, cream cheese, and a lightbulb.

Is the end ever going to come?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Can you start up the windows on your house?

No. But you can open a new window.

Is the end ever going to come?

The end must come to an end.


Can you breathe fire after drinking pepper sauce?

[Steo]

I can it's called acid reflux.

Does that mean I'm like that boss in Origins if I have heartburn?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

You must be able to toss Ice bergs out of your body to call yourself the "Dragon Chef".

When they say "Break a leg", do I literally break my own leg?

[The Jonster]

No you have to cut off your head. Then break your leg.

Does anyone like Tily?

[Steo]

Yeah. It's good luck but it won't look good

I don't think anyone likes Tily but maybe a Tilley lamp.

If Rayman is limbless then why does he trip over the skipping rope in Raving Rabbids?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Maybe he's not as athletic as he think he is.

Quick question. Who's Rayman?...

[Steo]

Some man called Ray that's a man with a big nose that's limbless and a man called Ray. He's limbless and they call him Rayman though. Did I mention he's limbless?

Who are you?

[The Jonster]

I am.....your FATHER.


Why does Mr. Dark where a dark cloak?

[Steo]

He doesn't want to be Mr Brightside.

Why do people say don't lose your marbles. Lots of people never had marbles.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Minds are much smaller to lose than marbles.

You mean "Wear".
So he can remain mysterious.[Cloak question]

Why isn't Vicky involved in the movie "The Adventure of the Babysitters"?