Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because there are adblock adblockers controlling the ads.

Why get even, when you can get odd?

[Steo]

That's true and then we can get 7.

Did 7 really eat 9?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes then 10 said: "You and what army" to 7.

Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

[The Jonster]

So that people can then take the day off and worship them.

Why are dogs loyal?

[Steo]

Because they need someone to feed them and know they need to be on their good side.

Why does R4Y's rank just keep making me think "Oh gosh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to..."?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because the shock rank shocks everyone.

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

[Steo]

Because they don't even know what they're doing and we're their test subjects.

Is that chocolate Lynx edible?

[The Jonster]

I dunno. Try it first, then tell me what happens.

Why is the leader of the knaaren a child?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because the short ones are always the ones who rule.

What’s the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head?

[Steo]

Put vegetables in the bag.

Is 3.14 (Pi) actually edible?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

No. If the that number was always interupted by a period.

Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?

[Steo]

Because they like carrots (car rats)

Do people really use the long word for deli (delicatessen)?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

No. They use "Deli-cious" for Deli.

Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?

[Steo]

I actually don't have one for that, that literally makes no sense

Why is it still called a Personal Computer even if you're sharing it with the whole family?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Why is it still called a Personal Computer even if you're sharing it with the whole family?

Come to think of it. I even wonder about that myself, sometimes.

Because the company is scamming you unintentionally.



Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

[Steo]

Only if they were to team up with Apple.

If I'm up on a really tall mountain, it's freezing and I'm a bit scared, does that mean I have cold feet?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

It has to be Mount Everest.

Why do people call my action figures "Dolls"?

[Steo]

Because them people are so feminine.

Why do women call it a purse and a man calls it a wallet?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because they confused machine guns with purses.

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

[The Jonster]

Because unlike bullets the gun can kill you.

6 hours apart doesn’t make a difference right?