Corrupt a wish!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but the shower would run out of water in the pipes through the "Shower run".

I wish Saturdays can repeat.

[Steo]

Granted but now there's no bank holiday's or post deliveries etc.

I wish I owned a successful computer repair shop.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then robots will be sent for repairs in your shop from Japan.

I wish Punch City existed.

[Steo]

Granted but you'll have to pay for it as DLC.

I wish Rayman 4 would just come out already.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then your eyes are blinded and you can't see it for yourself.

I wish my female characters that I had drawn can come to life.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the girls start f___ing you and you end up with babies that you didn’t think could be conceived in this way.

I wish my client could be healed from paralysis.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then the client is healed and you are paralysed.

I wish I can crush soda cans by hitting it onto my forehead.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then your skull fractures and you get killed when you ram a soda can into your brain.

I wish I could live forever.

[Steo]

Granted but some day if you grow tired of it all, you're stuck on this earth.

I wish manipulating images was easier than it actually is

[The Jonster]

Granted but to do so you have to use a pair of digital scissors and masking tape. And a sandwich.

I wish I liked burgers again.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but that may be all you would like.

I wish that resizing these signatures weren't such a pain.

[Steo]

Granted but you have to use Paint 3D or something similar and resize each canvas.

I wish these images would just manipulate themselves

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then the news you watched may look true but they are not. The pictures deceive you.

I wish that I am able to watch a 15 hour live stream all the way through without falling asleep.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you can't ever get yourself to sleep.

I wish people didn't have to go to sleep.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then you will be eating breakfast at 12:00 in the morning.

I wish that my pens never run out of ink.

[Steo]

Granted but they'll just keep dripping ink everywhere.

I wish I wasn't tired and it wasn't 4am

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but you'll go back in time and live the pain over again after getting away from it.

I wish that I can make holograms of UFOs to scare people.

[Steo]

Granted but there's a chance they might scare you too.

I wish my postal service (An Post) would get back to their full speed again.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but they are so fast that they waited too long on you for you to receive whatever is in the post and you didn't get back on time to get it before they left and returned it to the pick-up customs center.

I wish that I can print my own money.

[The Jonster]

Granted, but then the money crumbles away. Oops!

I wish I could paint my hair blue or green.