Corrupt a wish!

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you don't have enough space to sit down.

I wish I could get Steo to have Clearleaf Forest stuck in his head instead of the Bog of Murk.

[Steo]

Granted but now you're going to keep hearing that instead.

I wish I had a high score on Clearleaf Forest.

[The Jonster]

Granted but remember, I must always have a higher score than you!

I wish the longest shortcut was longer.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then the score cannot be beaten again.

I wish the posting would not keep me here for the whole day.

[Steo]

Granted but it's very addicting and might not work.

I wish I knew the name of level 2 in Rayman 3.

[The Jonster]

Sure. It's called the Longest Shortcut.

I wish I could turn blue upon touching detergent.

[Steo]

Granted but now the detergent makes your clothes permanently blue.

I wish you wouldn't lie to me

[The Jonster]

Granted, although I will always tell you the truth about other people.

I wish lava didn’t exist.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted now volcanoes are safe and deadly even when they erupt.

I wish the Item routes for BassBasher City would work properly in Mario Kart Wii CTGP Revolution.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the items that come out are weird and strange.

I wish the moderators would learn about the “meme”. (Well maybe not).

[Steo]

Granted but I don't think they'll like it

I wish I had a picture ready for it.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the meme actually represents Clearleaf Forest instead!

I wish the answer was in front of my face.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then the answer fades away from your sweat.

I wish there wouldn't be so much CARnage in District 65.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you have to deal with TRUCKloads of damage afterwards.

I wish Murfy could stay throughout Rayman 3.

[Steo]

Granted but he just keeps talking about Rayman 4 and making smart remarks.

I wish you could turn Rayman Legends into 3D

[The Jonster]

Granted but then Barbara will become more popular than Rayman.

I want the moderators to like the meme.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but the Administrators are the ones who will not like it.

I wish the Non-playable Generics can be playable in Samurai Warriors 2 XL.

[Steo]

Granted but now the game makes no sense.

I wish RPC would set a record on RD.

[The Jonster]

Granted but guess what it will be on?

I wish I all the old members of RPC would come back someday.

[NyaNyaLily]

Granted, but they only show up on record day.

I wish birds didn't shit all over my lawn.