Weird backronyms!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

It Really Entered Loads And Nether Distances


C.O.O.K.I.E

[The Jonster]

Cook On Ovens Krispy Inverted Eggs

BASHTARDO

[Steo]

Brilliant Amazing Super Hydrodynamic Thunderbolts And Radiation Deadly Oranges

Biscuits

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Biting Ignorant Sections Covering UR Insolent Tutsy Stuff

B.A.R.B.A.R.A

[PluMGMK]

Brad's Adored Raymanian Barbarian (As R4Y's Anime-girls)

INFRARED

[Steo]

Immaculate New Ferrari Rapidly Abruptly Reducing Estimated Delivery

Guitar

[The Jonster]

Guess Under Impression To A Reality

CONFUSION

[Steo]

Cars Operate Necessarily Fast Unless Someone Isn't Operating Nearby

BLOOPER

[Ambidextroid]

Blunder Live On Online Production Eternally Recorded

CHEESE

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Check Heathened Extremes Extraordinarily Stopped Eitherway


C.H.A.N.G.E

[Steo]

Come Have A Nice Gorgeous Egg

BUTTER

[The Jonster]

But Utterly Too Tired Enter Rayman3!

VORTEX

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Vietnam Outrage Really Tied Efficiently eXhilirating


B.O.G.O.F.M.U.R.K

[The Jonster]

^ You did it again! I already used that remember?

Bog Of Googly Odd Fearing Murk Under Rayman's Keister!

Edit: change, I think i used that too!
HEAVYMETALFIST

[Steo]

He Eagerly Avenges Very Youthful Members Excluding The Administrators Luckily Fearless In Some Things

ADMINISTRATION

[The Jonster]

Admins Don't Mind If New Idiots Start Thinking Right About The Interesting Open Name

LOCKJAW

[Steo]

Loud Obnoxious Children Kicking Jumping And Whining

THEBOGOFMURK

[R4Y_ANC3L]

That's getting mite repetitive for a Backronym, don't you think?

[The Jonster]

^...............he quickly forgets hm.

The Heavens Enter Bog Of Gears On Foolish Murky Underlings Rayman Kills

SHOCKROCKET

[Steo]

Super Heavy Overpowered Crazy Ken Reaches Out Cause Ken En-devours To

HOODMONGER