Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Steo]

If you're Globox.

Are you Globox?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I feel bloated Sometimes so Yah!!


What Station should I Play at?

[Steo]

If you're ever in Ireland, Heuston Station.

If I hold ham over a boiling kettle, will it create steamed hams?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

No.. Add Some skin to it to make that stuff.


Are sun tan lotion and Body Lotion the same?

[Steo]

Yeah as long as you don't mind the difference between being cremated and not being cremated.

Is cooking oil and WD40 the same?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Certainly, as Long as you promised to put it to Good use.


Do you think that I can find the Tombō Giri in the Atlantic Ocean?

[The Jonster]

No, he's in your guts of course.

Can i play a guitar with a rod?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes and do it to turn it into a violin.

How do you memorize a line that only has one word?

[The Jonster]

Yes?

How can I play the drums with Globox if he’s red?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

If he's red, Shred! If he's blue, I don't have a clue...


Is there a disease called "Idiocy".

[The Jonster]

Yes if you combine eejit, idiot, and humpney together.

Does pineapple on a pizza sound delicious?

[Steo]

Yes but liver is better.

Why is it called a wrestling ring when it's square?

[The Jonster]

Because the ring is meant to be worn like a hat.

Why don’t you wear wedding rings all the time?

[Steo]

Because you don't want rings on your pizza.

Why do I have to wear glasses?

[The Jonster]

So you can see the red circles on your pizza.

What are the called anyway?

[Steo]

Strawberry biscuits.

If someone spills milk and I keep making fun of them, does that mean I'm milking it?

[The Jonster]

No it means you’re literally drinking the milk.

I wish for a new day?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes and Granted, but then the time keeps speeding up.. (oops wrong thread..)


Why does Koei make Ieyasu Tokugawa look like a Short-stack in the Samurai Warriors Sengoku Period Series?

[The Jonster]

Because they asked for invincible wishes.
What is this word?
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[Steo]

Because they asked for invincible wishes.
What is this word?
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Put it in the hangman thread

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