You know you suck at Rayman when...

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you think that BARBARa is a Barber.

[Steo]

When you can't slide on your axe on Creepy Castle of the VITA Rayman Legenda for 30 meters with Barbara because it doesn't work on that version.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you get hit by the first hoodlum in the Razoff shoot-em-up minigame.

[Steo]

When Rayman just sleeps through all the racket in The Snoring Tree and you don't even have to play the game.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you can't swallow food when Rayman is able to, despite him having no Throat or neck.

[The Jonster]

When you believe in Magic.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you are always right about being Wrong.

[The Jonster]

When you are always left about being right.

[Steo]

When you're always 7 about being 2

[The Jonster]

When 7 8 9, but 10 got an army

[Steo]

When your CRT is purple because green is broken

[The Jonster]

When you realize you've broken 80 ppds. I probably am over thatnumber now.

[PluMGMK]

As your profile page attests, you're 91.33 to be precise! But don't let it bum ya out!

When Bégoniax instead of calling you a pervert invites you in for steamed hams.

[The Jonster]

That doesn't bother me anymore, thankfully. Still though 822 in one week? Hmm feels like I could get more in but..

When you eat steamed hams from her cauldron and say stuff like, Neh.Neh.Neh or Suya mon chop za day (i have no idea what Globox is ACTUALLY saying when he mentions that phrase),

[Steo]

When I probably should be playing the game to get better at it and taking a break from here for a few hours because I'm taking the p**s

[The Jonster]

When you don't praise Barbara for taking over the RPC.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you can tell the differences between Barbara and Ursula.

[The Jonster]

When you think Ursula is sexy.

[PluMGMK]

That would be the entire population of the French forums, whose only exposure to femininity of any kind in the last few years has been my signature!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you don't know what to use "Mr.Green" and "Mr.Yellow" for.