Corrupt a wish!

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you break your stomach and get gastritis

I wish I could make money appear from my old clothes.

[Steo]

Granted but they're only 1 cent coins.

I wish I had a pot of gold.

[The Jonster]

Granted but the gold is actually chocolate coins. Still sounds delicious though...

I wish I could forget bad memories.

[Steo]

Granted but now you have amnesia.

I wish I was invincible.

[The Jonster]

Granted but you lose the invincivilty by mispelling a word.

I wish I could fly.

[Steo]

Granted but you'll crash into a building as you don't know how to control yourself in the air.

I wish I could feel well.

[The Jonster]

GRANted but then you become unlucky.

I wish things could happen.

[Steo]

Granted, but bad things will happen.

I wish I could break cars with my fist like the PS2 GTA games.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the spare part starts reform to make a sturdier car making it impossible to break them.

Wish I had some coffee.

[Steo]

Granted but it's decaf.

I wish I could respawn in real life if I got killed.

[The Jonster]

Granted but everyone forgets you.

I wish I could be immortal.

[Steo]

Granted but you're doomed for all eternity to see everything change and forever say remember the good old days

I wish I could always have something nice here to eat.

[The Jonster]

Granted but the only good thing is.....uh......
........potatoes???? (I have no idea)

I wish I could say eejit instead of idiot all the time.

[Steo]

Granted but everytime you say it people will look at you like you have 2 heads.

I wish this f**kin shift key would work without being pressed so hard it feels like it's gonna break my desk at the first letter of every sentence.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then every key will have either J, 2, or 1 on it.

I wish I could change my name.

[Steo]

Granted but you'll have to contact one of the friendly Admins.

I wish keyboards with mechanical switches didn't cost a fortune.

[The Jonster]

Granted, but they ain’t waterproof!

I wish dogs were real.

[Steo]

Granted but wut?

I wish I could find a good deal on a PS1 because mine is broken.

[The Jonster]

Granted but it’s a ps0.

I wish for life.

[Steo]

Granted but it's shit

I wish the music nowadays was as good as the good ol' days