Corrupt a wish!

[The Jonster]

Granted but whoa my PPD is rising even though I'm mainly only on at night instead of constantly. Odd

I wish I didn't look so addicted to RPC

I've gotten used to that. Especially since I seem to be coming between 100 and 120.

I wish I could cook something from nothing.

[WizardMinecraft]

Unfortunately everything that could hurt you by cooking before now kills you also everyone wants you dead before you could cook.

i wish i could shut people up

[Steo]

Granted but those people will never say another word even of you need information from them.

I wish an NTSC Jaguar could work using RF output on a PAL TV so I can test mine.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the Jaguar explodes!

I wish my hair wasn't so normal.

[Steo]

Well then I'll wait and order a SCART because this is a steal at €100 less than it sells for now

Granted but now it's so weird instead and keeps covering your eyes.

I wish I had an RGB SCART cable now for the Jaguar

[The Jonster]

Granted, check Hoodcom's post

I wish I had been here when everyone was active.

[Steo]

Granted but then you won't get a word in with all the controversy.

I wish a new Rayman game would get announced.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then everyobyd will start swarming again.

I wish i could learn to misspell things.

[Steo]

Granted but you have to buy this crappy keyboard from me.

I wish this keyboard wasn't so crappy

[The Jonster]

Granted, but then you gave it to me so too bad!

I wish I hadn't fallen back asleep.

[Steo]

Granted but then you lost at hangman and everyone lived miserably ever after.

I wish I could restrain myself before I smash this if shift doesn't work one more time

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the left arrow key stops working.

I wish I hadn't gotten water damage on this keyboard.

[WizardMinecraft]

Granted but now its an ocarina

i wish you could take ocarina classes

[The Jonster]

Granted but then I play better than you.

I wish I could learn to be a technician.

[Steo]

Granted but it's going to take a lot of patience, trial and error and tutorials.

I wish I could have done something else tonight other than waste my time messing with 2 PS2 consoles that don't read properly no matter what laser is in them.

[The Jonster]

GRanted but then you watch an easy video showing how they work!

I wish I could do something for RPC.

[Steo]

GRanted but then you watch an easy video showing how they work!

I wish I could do something for RPC.

Granted but all you can really do is contribute.

I wish for the new PS1 I bought to work perfectly when it arrives.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then it breaks like the PS2

I wish I could beat Record Day.

[WizardMinecraft]

Granted but your computer will have the youareanidiot.org virus and the MEMEZ trojan when you get home.

i wish i had ransomware.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you have to pay the ransom.

I wish for more sleep time.