The 'I Have Never' Game

[The Jonster]

I have never switched from phone to computer constantly

[Steo]

I have never thought finding another CRT I might like could be so difficult. I don't trust this one now

I'm trying to find a Sony as they're the more reliable ones and I'll even take a 14" if I have to.

[The Jonster]

I have never been given so many random things for free.

[Steo]

I have never really been given anything free unless I found it

[The Jonster]

I have never been able to not connect in a public place.

[Steo]

I have never been so annoyed trying to find something so simple most people just throw away

[The Jonster]

I have never gotten stage fright unless I'm in front of people.

[Steo]

I have never seen so many people ignore your comments on adverts, you wonder why they put the F**kin ads up in the first place if they're not going to reply

[The Jonster]

I have never been unable to not fi....nvm.

[Steo]

I have never thought the only one I could get a reply on is a SilverCrest Lidl one and they want €30 for it

[The Jonster]

I have never stayed in one location other than my house for over 6 hours.

[Steo]

I have never thought that my CRT was just having an Aurora Borealis

It can go have it in the shed as I'm not burning the house down hahaha.

[The Jonster]

I have never wanted to throw my keyboard at the wall like I do right now. Damn left arrow key.

[Steo]

I have never thought someone else would have keyboard problems like me

Also I have never thought my old CRT in the shed would go blue on startup indicating that it's clearly dying

[The Jonster]

I have never thought someone else would have keyboard problems like me

It started a few days ago. I spilled water on it months ago but I must have missed the water that seeped through the cracks.

I have never been more happy to have a telephone call only to be annoyed that it’s a telemarketer.

[Steo]

I have never "boderd" buying a keyboard even though I "shud"

[The Jonster]

I have never not had an answer for a question.

[Steo]

I have never lost 2 TV remotes but I looked everywhere and can't find them now

[The Jonster]

I have never known that putting Raytunes songs in a sig wasn't inputted until last year. Does that make me one of the few people with a song in my sig?

[Steo]

I have never stood outside going woooow woooow like a siren because why would I