The 'I Have Never' Game

[The Jonster]

I have never laughed at a more pathetic attempt to troll me then this one:

Guilty. I hate Bruno Mars' MIDI.

[Steo]

I have never thought about how useless Bruno Mars MIDI would be

[The Jonster]

I have known Bruno Mars even HAD a MIDI. Yes it is indeed useless.

[Steo]

I have never thought of what I even said. I think I said like the real soundtrack better than N64 MIDI

[The Jonster]

I have never played Rayman Legends.

[Steo]

I have never played Rayman Raving Rabbids 2.

Legends is a good game imo

[The Jonster]

I have never been good at parallel parking

[Steo]

I have never even been good at parallel parking in a game like GTA so I can imagine a real car

[The Jonster]

I have never driven over an hour without falling asleep.

[Steo]

I have never had to work so hard to get the scart to get a picture in this crap TV. Thankfully I'm getting the other one tomorrow. In the mean time don't even breathe too hard from the US as the slightest movement could knock it off and I'll be here for 10 minutes moving it around to get the picture back. This TV is just about dead but it'll do for the night

[The Jonster]

I have to stay quiet for the sake of the tv.

Edit: aw crap wrong thread
I have never goofed up in replying.

[Steo]

I have never maxed out the brightness on my phone indoors without it hurting my eyes.

It's OK we all make mistakes. I just make them more often than anyone else does

[The Jonster]

I have never been called a numptey.

[Steo]

I have never been called Mr Doctor Professor Patrick

[The Jonster]

I have never called someone pink and fat.

[Steo]

I have never called someone yellow and ugly.

[The Jonster]

I have never called someone who lives in a treedome under the sea strange.

[Steo]

I have never seen a football playing king in space with a moustache

[The Jonster]

I have never seen my PPD rise over 120. Yikes!
Maybe ill make to 160 after all?

[Steo]

I have never checked mine in a while and WHAT DO YOU MEAN 73!?