Jokes topic

[Steo]

You know one thing I just can't get over, a 30ft wall.

[The Jonster]

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

It wanted to be a pop star!

[Steo]

Did you ever hear the one about the pencil that wasn't sharpened... Ah there's no point.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was going through a stage!

[Steo]

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita Gofradump.

[The Jonster]

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail.

I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.

[Steo]

How about that guy that broke his arm from the stress of coming up with ideas. Apparently he'd hit a wall.

[The Jonster]

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."

[Steo]

Did you hear about the eejit that stood there smiling during the thunderstorm? He thought he was having pictures taken.

[The Jonster]

This one's because I'm eating right now.

Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

[Steo]

Doctor I have 3 minutes to live, is there anything you can do for me?

I can boil you an egg.

[The Jonster]

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

[R4Y_ANC3L]

What bird does checkups.

A Duck-ter


That was lame.

[Steo]

A guy walks into a hotel and says "bock bock begowwk", the assistant says "I'm sorry sir this is the check in desk."

Now you should feel better R4Y

[The Jonster]

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It’s when the blind try to read your face.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

How does paper swear?

Holy SHEET!

[The Jonster]

Of course I should clean my windows. But privacy is important too. (maybe that wasn't a good one...)

[R4Y_ANC3L]

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

I took a look at that. And that made me burst in laughter.


What do you call a Game round being played again in a Wii.

A Wii-Match

EDIT: Another joke for you. I made 666 posts in The You Game.

[Steo]

This is awful but, What do you call yourself if you're addicted to Nintendo consoles.

Mii

Oh no it's awful

[The Jonster]

Dont worry I'll try another good one.

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.