Things Teensies Would Say

[Steo]

I have to go brush my teeth before breakfast.

[The Jonster]

I have to re,e,ber that people are 6-12 hours ahead of ,e.

Eh I wasn't paying attention when I was typing.

I have to remember that people are 6-12 hours ahead of me.

[Steo]

I have to go shoplift while the security guard is looking at me angrily.

[The Jonster]

I have to go kiss the girl.

[Steo]

I have to go punch a police officer in the back of the head.

[The Jonster]

I have to go drop kick a guard.

[Steo]

I have to go release all the atmospheric pressure.

[The Jonster]

I have to open a wormhole in space.

[Steo]

I have to go pay a visit to a latrine quick.

[The Jonster]

No, still wrong.
Fuck I wrote in the wrong thread

I have to write weird answers in the wrong threads.

[Steo]

Dirty Barnacles!!!

[The Jonster]

Dirty Barnacles!!!

This wasn't even the right thread!!
What am I doing??

I have to finish working on my microwave oven, mon. It's the high tech stuff.

[Steo]

Tartar sauce barnacles fish paste dolphin noises things breaking.

[The Jonster]

I have to hate...everyone.

[Steo]

I have to go play my clarinet very loudly even though the jellyfish won't like it.

[The Jonster]

I need to have the same rank as someone else.

Edit: I knew it, I ranked up!
Oh wait now the entire board is going to look like a bunch of mockingbirds

[Steo]

I have to go fix this alternative reality where everything is broken and 2 people have the same rank. That's my rank and I'm great like so I should get 2 ranks at the same time now to make up for this inconvenient action.

[The Jonster]

I have to go continously twist the fabric of space time so I rank up again and 2 people won't have the same rank.

[Steo]

I have to go maintain these transfers to keep my rank at bay. In fact I'm so great that I'm going to be Carnivora because I skipped it..... Yeah!!!

[The Jonster]

I have to............