Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

Yes. They belong to different people like myself.

What's a gong party?

[Aaron]

A party where you gong all day long.

What's a Mario?

[The Jonster]

An amazing gifted "plumber" who fights the forces of evil rather than do his ACTUAL job ironically.

What's a Luigi?

[Steo]

An eejit, Luigi sounds like lu-eejy which is close enough to eejit.

Don't you know about the bird?

[Aaron]

Yeah, I know about the bird, it goes
"A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird Surfin' bird B-b-b aah, aah!
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa
Papa, ooma mow mow Papa, ooma mow mow!"

Don't you know about Expand Dong?

[The Jonster]

Sure it's right here:

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What is the sixth sense?

[Birds858]

There no sixth sense.

Can i get an amen ?

[Aaron]

Yes, but only at churches.

Is my keyboard a guitar?

[The Jonster]

Yup, just hope I can get all the chords in!

What's a Ly?

[Aaron]

It's Lithium, not Ly!

Can I ever get a toolbox to write letters for me?

[The Jonster]

I wonder about that myself....

I just realized I wrote that question above in the wrong place.

What's the periodic table, is it just a table of periods?

[Aaron]

Yes, a table full of dots that you put at the end of every sentence.

If I saw something, does that mean I have seen something or I saw it? (with a saw)

[The Jonster]

Yes you sawed it, just like you sawed an aurora borealis in half.

What is the first page of cookies?

[Steo]

Chocolate chips.

What does PAL and NTSC mean?

[Aaron]

PAL means buddy and NTSC means Not Taking Some Chocolate

What does autocorrect mean?

[The Jonster]

Autocorrect means auto correcting life's mistakes of course!

What does snickerdoodle mean?

[Aaron]

A doodle of a Snickers bar.

What does Twix mean? Does it have to do anything with twins or duplicating?

[The Jonster]

Yup you duplicate three delicious things: chocolate, caramel, and cookies!

What's the bird?

[Aaron]

Ah well a don't you know about the bird? Well Aaron's gonna tell you about the bird!

Why is existence not written with an s at the end?

[The Jonster]

Ah well a don't you know about the bird? Well Aaron's gonna tell you about the bird!

Ahahahah I got a laugh from this!

Because...existence is magical.

What is the Chocolate Mansion?