Corrupt a wish!

[Aaron]

Granted but you only get 1 more hour.

I wish I could see the northern lights.

[The Jonster]

Granted but they end up on the South Pole instead!

I wish I could come up with a good topic.

[Aaron]

Granted but there will only be a few people who'll see it.

I wish for Seymour Skinner to exist.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then he skins you alive!

I wish my favorite video game characters were real.

[Aaron]

Granted but then every single one of your favorite characters will come out of the screen and you won't be able to play the game since there aren't any characters left.

I wish my Bluetooth speaker won't skip parts of a song randomly.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the volume is toned down.

I wish I could grant a wish to people like fairy princesses do

[WizardMinecraft]

granted but you will have this: playing for the rest of your lyf and its stuck to you head.

I wish i could make an uncorruptible wish that all femnazis were banned for lyf

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you become one.

I wish I could be great too.

[Steo]

Granted but you're only great three.

I wish I knew what I wanted to save up and buy next.

[The Jonster]

Granted but you find that they are out of stock.

I wish I didn't choose such a lame fake account name for Twitter.

[WizardMinecraft]

Granted but now your name IRL is "cash banooka"

i wished sonic fans would shut up about what sonic is the best model.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the crappiest sonic model becomes the only sonic model.

I wish I could fly the way Rayman does.

[Steo]

Granted but now you keep flying into the thumbtacks on Picture City.

I wish i could capture those images with 100% pixel perfect scaling.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then they become distorted when you look at them up close.

I wish conflicts between people didn't exist...

[Steo]

Guilty but now conflicts between people and objects keep happening and it's painful.

I wish I had enough money to buy all the stuff Hoodcom tells me about

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the games you want get more expensive.

I wish I could do something to help people.

[Steo]

Granted but then nobody cares about you when you need help (reality)

I wish Monday wasn't a bank holiday.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then every day other than Monday becomes a bank holiday.

I wish Apple was a helpful company.

[Steo]

Granted but they only sell fruit.

I wish I could know more stuff about programming.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you forget how to fix things!

I wish I could rank up quickly.