Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

[Steo]

Because they want you to keep playing the same stage and make the game last longer.

Can Rayman pull his hamstring?

[WizardMinecraft]

no because logic.

how can i turn rayman into pac-mam

[The Jonster]

You remove Ray and add PAC- to the beginning of his name.

Can Rayman actually scare me?

[Steo]

Only if someone calls Raving Rabbids Rayman 1.

Can you imagine yourself in Rayman's shoes?

[The Jonster]

Yes then I’d drive to the store in a crazy shoe!

Can I twirl my hair so I can fly?

[Steo]

You might need to break the laws if physics.

Why is the knockback from Mr. Skops such an overreaction?

[The Jonster]

Because it hurts.

Why isn’t there a Space Daddy?

[Steo]

Because he ditched that crazy woman long ago

Where's Mrs. Dark?

[The Jonster]

Her name is actually Mrs. Light

Why does Moskito steal Bzzit’s identity?

[Steo]

Because he likes his face.

Why do they take grimace away when you get the running power?

[The Jonster]

Grimaces are scary.

Why does Foutch take away the super heli power?

[Steo]

Because he's jealous even though he can throw fire at you.

Why does the Rayman 1 intro look so cool (the one where it starts with the hands and he chases the hair)?

[The Jonster]

Bc it’s Rayman! He’s so cute!

I wish Globox had that kind of intro too in his debut. Why doesn’t he?

[Steo]

Because the game was just like OK here's Globox he's your friend now even though he was never in Rayman 1.

Why does Rayman have a scarf in Rayman 1 but in Rayman 3, he has the strings like a hoodie?

[The Jonster]

He's growing up. My baby!

Is Rayman Origins the sequel or a prequel?

[Steo]

Evidently a sequel but meh. I like it

How come so many people that know so much more than me about Rayman here have completed less Rayman games than me?

[The Jonster]

Because they have other games to play besides Rayman and can't decide between them. (like me!)

Why is it purple lums assure cohesion?

[Steo]

So do I, but I still played all the Rayman games in the last 3 months apart from the GBA ones while they've been playing years

Because they're not flying rings.

Why do people say Rayman 1 is too hard to complete?

[The Jonster]

Who says? I don't think so.

Why is Rayman 3 so easy to beat?

[Steo]

Because it's the easiest Rayman game ever (apart from scoring, that's very frustrating)

Is Jibberish Jungle just a jungle filled with gibberish?