Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

[Aaron]

Rayman 4.

When do the Teensies party at The Heart of the World?

[The Jonster]

When you swallow Andre by mistake.

Are the Heart of the World and the Great Protoon the same thign?

[Aaron]

Of course not!

Why would you think that?

[The Jonster]

It said so on the wiki?

Why can't I have hair like Rayman's?

[Aaron]

Because you're human.

Why can't I fly like Rayman like he does in Beneath the Sanctuary of Rock and Lava?

[The Jonster]

Because you're Aaron?

Can Globox have super flapping powers in the same way that Rayman can get the super helicopter?

[Aaron]

Unfortunately no. That would be cool though!

Why are Zombie Chickens called Zombie Chickens when they don't look anything even close to a chicken?

[The Jonster]

Chickens must have a very different visual to the people in the Glade.

Why are lums called lights in Rayman but a type of berry in Pokemon?

[DrLazlo]

The humans of the Pokemon world have evolved. They can turn raw energy into food.

Would all four Dark Raymen (Classic/Bad Rayman, Arena, Raymesis, Legends) argue about which one's the real one?

[The Jonster]

Who knows, for all we know they could be the same person.

Why doesn’t Murfy get any skins in Rayman Legends?

[Birds858]

Because who cares of Murfy ?

Why Rayman M doesn’t have a sequel ?

Btw, DrLazlo, you’re welcome to the RPC.

[The Jonster]

Oh yeah I forgot about that, welcome DrLazlo!

Because Tily and Razorwife are in it.

What happened to Razoff and Begoniax’s marriage?

[Steo]

It wasn't meant to be.

Why does Rayman only kick in the UbiArt games?

Also welcome DrLazlo, I stupidly didn't even notice you were a new member.

[Birds858]

He also kick in Rayman 1.

Why Globox is not in Rayman 1 ?

DrLazlo was here since 2014, he just posted one time for apologies to make a fake Rayman 4 page on Wikipedia.

[The Jonster]

Lol.

Because Globox hasn’t been created yet.

Why doesn’t Ly appear in Rayman Origins?

[DrLazlo]

Oh, she's around somewhere, off doing some fairy things.

Do you think Rayman ever wonders about starting up a band with the Musician?

[The Jonster]

Sure, he already has like several members in the band already!

I wonder how Mr.Dark influenced the Magician to become evil?

[DrLazlo]

I think he came up to him and told him "hey kid, wanna use your powers for evil?"

What do you think he really stole the Great Protoon for?

[The Jonster]

To kidnap Rayman's electoons and ensure evil in the world.

What happens to Rayman when he dies?

[Steo]

He respawns.

What if Globox really did open the doors?