This or That?

[Steo]

Bloopers. They're funnier because they're not actually intentional

I wasn't breaking the rules, thanks to how much I waffle on

Laugh at yourself or get annoyed at yourself?

[The Jonster]

Laugh at myself, it's naturally much more entertaining to be happy with myself for failing than to kick myself for being a stupid eejit

For sleeping do you use a bed or sofa?

[Steo]

Bed, but it isn't a great bed. Still though it works.

Bottles or cans when buying sodas / fizzy drinks etc.?

[The Jonster]

Mmmm...cans. I don't have a bottlecap opener at home, and I prefer the easy open tab of the cans anyway.

Lemons or limes?

[Steo]

Lemons, because I've actually used them for stuff.

Parer or sharpener

[The Jonster]

Parer, since I have no idea how a sharpener can be used to peel skin. Or am I not getting this question correctly anyway

Grater or food processor?

[Steo]

I meant pencil sharpener or pencil parer. People here say parer a lot. Maybe it's another UK phrase.

I guess food processor unless you want cheese.

12 hour clock or 24 hour clock?

[The Jonster]

Lol
I failed again!!

Both work for me, though where i am most people use 12 hour clocks. I'm fairly familiar with how 24 hour clocks work, despite the fact that 24:00 is never used

8-hour work day or a 24-hour relax day?

[Steo]

I prefer the 24 hour one too.

I guess 24 hour relax if you put it like that though I do spend a lot of time fixing stuff or experimenting with electronics.

Gillette or Wilkinson Sword?

[The Jonster]

Gilette, since I have no idea that Wilkinson Sword was a brand. Speaking of which I have to take care of that later....

Piano or keyboard?

[Steo]

I see you don't have that brand either, don't worry I'm all Gillette Fusion myself

Keyboard since I can't afford a piano. I feel like R4Y when I say I feel Deja Vu here like this was asked before and I answered the same thing

Thread or topic?

[The Jonster]

Thread, it's easier for me to say that due to the fact that this entire topic is just a thread of random posts.

Forum or board?

[Steo]

Forum since that's what I always call them, though the local one is actually called boards.ie

Sandwich or toast?

[The Jonster]

Mmm....toast. I like sandwiches too, but I prefer having a nice hot piece of toast with some jam/peanut butter/Nutella on it. Mmm..

Subs or sandwiches?

[Steo]

Meatball subs, I usually get them when I go to Subway, they're nice, mmm.

Pork Sausage or beef burger?

[The Jonster]

Yes, I like the ones from Subway too lol:

Pork sausage, but that's because I'm not really into beef.

Adidas nemeziz bots or pandora jewelry bots.

Just kidding.

Cheese or pepperoni?

[Steo]

Cheese, because you can still have pizza without pepperoni

Domino's or Subway?

[The Jonster]

Yes, that's true!

I want to choose both, I like pizza and sandwiches
Great now I'm getting hungry again.

Tea or tee?

[Steo]

I like golf but i like tea more.

Buys a loaf of bread or sliced pan?

Personally we just buy a sliced pan.

[The Jonster]

Mmmmm...my dad gets a loaf of bread. I don't mind either though.

Spinach or kale?