Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

The big idea is I have a blaster here and I'm not afraid to use it

Who is this?

[Steo]

Adam Sandler.

Can I get a hole in one on a Par 5?

[The Jonster]

Yes, you have to make sure that you start behind the cup though

Can I make a +12 on a Par 3?

[Aaron]

Sure.

Am I secretly a teensy?

[The Jonster]

Yes. Yes you are.

Can I win friends over with salad?

[Aaron]

Yes if you watch The Simpsons

Can I win myself over?

[The Jonster]

Yes, with salad!

Can I win other people over with salad?

[Aaron]

Yes!

Can I get some steamed hams?

[The Jonster]

Yes, of course.

Can I mix steamed hams with salad and win friends over with that?

[Steo]

Yes and you get double friends.

Can I mix Aurora Borealis with salad?

[Aaron]

Yeah.

Can I predict what's gonna happen in the news?

[The Jonster]

Yeah, salad becomes the new trend and everybody tries wiining people over with salad

Can I win the Simpsons over with salad?

[Steo]

Nobody can stop The Simpsons.
Can a rod be reel crap?

[The Jonster]

GUilty, when it's necessary.

What's the next salad recipe?

[Steo]

The salads that give Rayman powers

What is a recipe for disaster?

[The Jonster]

A recipe that wins you friends

What's a successful recipe?

[Steo]

Salad

What if I have salad and friends at the same time?

[The Jonster]

Well then you'd have salad friends

How do I spell my name with salad init?

[Birds858]

You spell it with friends.

Old Simpsons (pre-movie) or New Simpsons (post-movie) ?

[The Jonster]

Huh? I thought this was the stupid question thread??!

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