You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by **Steo** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:58 pm

When you want to make the game be about winning friends with salad

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:04 pm

When you sing bad karaoke, you get friends who bring salad!

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:26 pm

When you can't even beat a Hoodmonger.

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:27 pm

When THe Jonster scolds you!

Post by **Steo** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:28 pm

When you start failing the first Matuvu combo on LOTLD.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:30 pm

When you mess up gem combos.

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:38 pm

When Razoff runs away.

Post by **Steo** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:41 pm

When Razoff doesn't run away

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:46 pm

When you see a creepy face after the Game Over screen in Rayman 3.

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:54 pm

When Bzzit stabs you instead.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:22 pm

When all the progress you made gets erased and you have to start from the very beginning of the game.

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:22 pm

When Begoniax kisses you and you transform into a frog.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:24 pm

When you suck so much the game actually says the following in the Bégoniax boss fight:

"Make her taste her elixir."

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:25 pm

When the Knaaren puts bamboo under your nails.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:28 pm

When the Knaaren make you write bad checks.

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:39 pm

When the Knaaren poke or spit in your eyes.

Post by **Steo** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:52 pm

When you have your flesh torn off.

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:53 pm

When the knaaren thinks your brain is tastier since you’re so smart.

Post by **Steo** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:00 pm

When Reflux doesn't want your brain because you suck

Post by **The Jonster** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:58 am

When you get flattened by a menhir even when it's not close to you.

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