Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

Yes, just imagine it as a vanilla bar on a keyboard.

Can the keys on my keyboard unlock ANYTHING???

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes. The Caps lock button.


What do I do to make events and days come faster?

[Steo]

Sleep

What does victory taste like?

[Birds858]

Like salad.

How to take the moon and the sun ?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Try to make a solar eclipse with them.


Will Haruhi Suzumiya leave me alone in my dreams?

[Birds858]

Who is Haruhi Suzumiya ?

Again, who is Haruhi Suzumiya ?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

My Anime Waifu. Google it.


When someone Says X and Y.
Do They literally mean to Kiss them and give them a reason why?

[The Jonster]

No it means they’re playing Pokémon.

Eeivui?

[Birds858]

Eye don t ndertan t. (I still suck at this game)

Still having hopes for ROTD ?

[The Jonster]

I forgot what ROTD stood for.

Tell me?

[Aaron]

It stands for Revenge of the Dark.

Are there any Jaffa Cakes on the moon?

[The Jonster]

Yes. Just throw some cheese wiz on there, everything will be fine!

Where do I send the flowers?

[WizardMinecraft]

to GARFBAND but you'll need to pay in lasaga

why is it that nobody besides me had the balls to make a Mr.Teacherman card

[Steo]

I guess nobody else thought of it.

Does a game engine literally rev really loud and use lots of petrol?

[The Jonster]

That's what a car does!

What kind of sleep schedule would be normal and fitting for a night owl like myself?

[Steo]

Mine

Is a triangle an angle that tries?

[The Jonster]

Yes!

What is isosceles?

[Birds858]

A triangle.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise ?

[The Jonster]

No I haven’t.

What is it actually?

[Birds858]

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…

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