Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

I did already
The quest for the 61th cage.

Because then you’d be doing spam.

What’s luncheon meat?

[Steo]

Meat that's only for lunch.

Why is it called a spork and not a spoonrk

[Aaron]

Because then we could name it spfork.

It's actually because it's a combination of spoon and fork

Does a hole-in-one in golf mean that I got a hole in a golf ball?

[The Jonster]

Yes.

Did I get ninja posted by Birds?

[Aaron]

No you didn't.

Why can't I breathe in space?

[The Jonster]

Because space is made of oyster and fish sauce with specks of tofu in the sky.

Does acid rain fall from the sky and give people reflux?

[Steo]

I don't know because I have it all the time

Why do they say fork over the cash, do they literally expect the guy to get a fork and feed it to him?

[The Jonster]

Yes bc the guy wants to eat paper money

What is vainilla?

[Steo]

Fuaaaaakkkkkkeee vanilla

"Why the long face?" Does that mean your face got bigger?

[The Jonster]

No your face got smaller.

Can I drive cars like they do in GTA?

[Steo]

Sure as long as you can outrun the police

If I keep hitting a car with a weapon will it eventually burst into flames and explode like PS2 GTA physics?

[The Jonster]

Yes!! And then the police cars will try and catch you but that’s not a worry of yo charge up the weapon

Who are the Dom’z??

[Steo]

I don't know I haven't played the game

If a file has a lot of bytes in it, does that mean someone was really hungry?

[The Jonster]

No it means they're really full.

Can I be down if I go left?

[Aaron]

No but you can be right.

Why are there left-handed and right-handed people if they have both of their hands?

[The Jonster]

Cuz their other hand is broken.

Well everybody's gone, what should I do now?

[Steo]

Bake bread.

If someone tells you you're getting too big for your boots, should you deliberately go put on a huge pair to annoy them?

[The Jonster]

Yes and then wear small gloves!

What is propaganda?

[Aaron]

Propaganda means to prop a ganda

What's a ganda?

[The Jonster]

A Ganda is panda bear shaped like a G

Oops what was the question?