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Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:34 pm

We can't see his body, only his cape and eyes!

Why doesn't Razorbeard have razor-sharp claws?

Post by **Steo** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:38 pm

Because Michel Ancel was shaving one morning and just thought "Razorbeard, that's the villains name"

Why has Murfy got an attitude in Rayman 3?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:39 pm

Because he was supposed to have a girlfriend and she broke up with him!

Where is Ly these days?

Post by **Steo** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:45 pm

The Jonster wrote:Because he was supposed to have a girlfriend and she broke up with him!

Oh yeah, the girl with great big.... eyes.

The Jonster wrote:Where is Ly these days?

Working in Aldi I guess

Why does Globox love plum juice if he's allergic to it?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:46 pm

Because his brain loves it, his body doesn't!

Why are Globox's kids not fat like he is?

Post by **Steo** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:51 pm

The Jonster wrote:Because his brain loves it, his body doesn't!

Ah so me and beer then

Why are Globox's kids not fat like he is?

Because he didn't leave enough food for them and ate it all himself

Why can't Globox rain dance anymore in Rayman 3?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:55 pm

Because he forgot how to and can only rain plum juice!

Maybe i should have said somthing other than fat, but the Wiki admit he's fat!

Why does Andre love plum juice?

Post by **Steo** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:59 pm

He's not fat, he's just big boned

Because it seems to make them drunk or something I dunno

Why do the knaaren want you to write bad checks?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:07 pm

Ooh I like that idea better!

Because they don't know how to countmoney I guess.

I wonder how Gonzo flies from the sky?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:13 pm

He doesn't, he falls with style!

Why is Globox so scared of Robo-Pirates and Hoodlums?

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:37 pm

Because he hasn’t drank plum juice.

Which would Globox like better, but plum juice or strawberry juice?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:47 pm

I don't know.

Why do Hoodblasters look like scarecrows?

Post by **The Jonster** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:11 pm

Because they're cute.

Why do I hate Hoodflyers?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:13 pm

Because they're annoying.

Why are the Lavomatrix twins so annoying?

Post by **The Jonster** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:38 pm

Because they're washing machines.

Why does Globox want Andre back?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:31 pm

Because he misses him for some reason

How is Ly so fast?

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:34 pm

Because she's a Phyrr..whatever that is.

What's a Betilla?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:33 pm

A nymph in RO and a fairy in R1.

Why is it called "The Walk of Life" when you run?

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:36 pm

We could ask the same thing about Walk of power.

Why don't you power walk in the walk of power?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:03 pm

I don't know.

Can I use my Laser-Washing Powder to wash my lasers?

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