The 'I Have Never' Game

[Steo]

I have never made an attempt as a certain story until now but why the feck not

[The Jonster]

I have never made one of those because whenever my dad finds out I created a story, he'd bring me to the garage and beat the living shit out of me with jumper cables.

[Steo]

I have never tried it because I felt like I'd get in trouble or something but I'll see how it goes. They'll only come up once in a while from me anyway unlike me overusing BOM far too much in the space of 2 days. Though it was actually really funny

[The Jonster]

Indeed it was! I never heard had that much telling a good story!

[Steo]

I have never felt so hungry and so sick at the same time. I wonder why this happens, reflux?

[The Jonster]

I have never been so fruity.

[Steo]

I have never known what shavse is and why my uncles phone auto corrected picture to that word

[The Jonster]

I have never had my phone-autocorrect the word Fifo to fifa.

[Steo]

I have never had my phone do that either though now the 3 suggestions for fif are fifo, fifa and fifteen

[The Jonster]

I have never had cashew apples.

[Steo]

I have never said I'm in a hurry I'm having curry

Because that's feckin' stupid and why would I say that

[The Jonster]

I have never thought of Yoshi's story when you said that

[Steo]

I have never done flip lands

[The Jonster]

I have never been alone.

[Steo]

I have never folded my laptop the wrong way and snapped the screen clean off

[The Jonster]

I have never woken up, thne fallen asleep multiple times in a day.

[Steo]

I have never not done that, apart from today actually

[The Jonster]

Same.

I have never started again from square one.

[Steo]

I have never started again from square 2

[The Jonster]

I have never eaten peppers.