Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

I have four eyes too.

Because it means that you're grounded for going to the gong party!

But has anyone brought salad to a gong party?

[Steo]

It should be floorded

No because they want friends

If you like something but someone else doesn't then which of you has bad taste?

[The Jonster]

Patrick Star.

Which is better, 24 or 25?

[Steo]

26 because why not

If you cheat on something to win then that means you're good right?

[The Jonster]

62!

Whats the ending going to be like?

[Steo]

Don't tell me.

What's the square root of a circle?

[The Jonster]

Semicircle!

What are the colors of the wind?

[Steo]

Whatever colour all the mud and sand is.

Why are their Hard Drives for computers but no Soft Drives?

[The Jonster]

Because Bill Gates made it that way.

Why is Microsoft shit?

[Aaron]

Because it forces you to update to Windows 10.

What are the colors of life?

[Steo]

Green, green and green

Why do I like green?

[Aaron]

Because it's an awesome color

What do people mean when they say open the windows? Do they want me to open Windows?

[The Jonster]

Hell no, they want you to hack Microsoft.

The colors of life are blue and green for me

Why do I love blue and green?

[Aaron]

Because blue is an awesome color too.

Why do I like badminton?

[The Jonster]

Because it's an awesome sport!

Why do I like tennis and golf?

[Aaron]

Because they're awesome sports too!

Why can't I eat space and the Milky Way galaxy?

[The Jonster]

Because it's not chocolate, unfrotunately

Why can't Mar be eaten like chocolate?

[Steo]

Because you said Mar (March) and not Mars

Are Shreddies really knitted by Nana's?

[The Jonster]

Yes?!

What the fuck?

[Birds858]

It’s a christian forum.

Did Jonster find this mysterious ?