You know you suck at Rayman when...

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you try to steal an answer sheet for a Rayman Junior quiz.

[The Jonster]

When you don't know walk towards cornbread when asked what 2+2 is in Rayman Junior. :lol;

[Aaron]

When you jump on top of enemies in Rayman 2 and 3 but then you realize the game you're playing isn't Mario.

[The Jonster]

When you jump on Koopas and attempt to ride them and then you realize you're not playing Rayman

[Aaron]

When Antitoons kill you instantly.

[Eparcyl]

When an enemy moves so my combo dies then I end in full rage.

[Steo]

When that keeps happening and you scream abuse at them while almost breaking the controller

[The Jonster]

Man, stupid Hoodflyers....

When you ruin a combo due to the HMF power ending.

[Steo]

When you replay SBTC and only get 37,476 but it's still more than you had

[The Jonster]

When you replay CF and you end with -12,3724

[Steo]

When you play Rayman and end up with no keyboard or controller by doing what the lyrics I made up to chasing a dream say (in rhythm to the music)

[The Jonster]

When you drink vegetable juice and you gag and you spit out Rayman, revealing that you drank him by mistake.

(I know, he's CLEARLY NOT a vegetable )

[Steo]

If Rayman was food he'd be at least Cuisine de France

[The Jonster]

Hmmm...that's true

Rayman is an awesome thingamajig!

[Steo]

OK so you have to know the rhythm to Chasing A Dream from Origins and sync the words with it to think this is funny, but when I died so many times on the level yesterday I started singing this randomly

When you sing this on LOTLD in Origins:

You squeeze the controller hard... yeah you squeeze it until it breaks...
The keyboard under your knee... use as much pressure as it takes...

That's all I got so far

[The Jonster]

OMG!


When I can't think of any song lyrics to add to this!

[Steo]

You squeeze the controller hard... yeah you squeeze it until it breaks...
The keyboard under your knee... use as much pressure as it takes...

'Cause this level's a feckin' joke but it's not that funny no!
Getting killed 15 times per second because you're way too slow!

[The Jonster]

[Aaron]

When you get 100 Try Agains in a single playthrough

[The Jonster]

When you get infinite Try agains in Rayman 2 by pressing A