This or That?

[Eparcyl]

Computer

male or female?

[Steo]

I'm attracted to real females, but I am male

Beer or Lager?

[Eparcyl]

Well beer.

Abbey beer or Amber Ale?

[The Jonster]

I’ve only had Amber Ale.
I should go out drinking again some time.

Bourbon or whiskey?

[Aaron]

Neither.

Carbonated water or non-carbonated water?

[The Jonster]

Both are fine!

Tea or lemonade?

[Aaron]

I prefer lemonade over tea, but tea is fine for me as well.

Hot dog or corn dog?

[The Jonster]

I like both, so I choose both

or ?

[Aaron]

Both.

or ?

[The Jonster]

Both, of course.

Celsius or Fahrenheit?

[Steo]

Celsius since that's what I understand here

Hungry or starving?

[The Jonster]

Full, that way I don't eat!

Cell hone or landline?

[Eparcyl]

I dunno what it is for both but I'll pick Cell hone.

Shrek or Donkey?

[Steo]

Donkey because Eddie Murphy is a legend

Fiona as a Human or Ogre?

[Eparcyl]

Fiona as a human ofc (I would sma**)

Farquaad or Charming?

[Aaron]

Fiona as a human.

Farquaad stop ninja-posting me.

Rayman with or without the Laser-Washing Powder costumes?

[The Jonster]

Eh both are fine.

Angry or happy?

[Steo]

Happy because I'm not going to want to be angry

Dragon or Gingerbread man?

[The Jonster]

Dragon I feel like spewing out flames right now.

Hot or cold?

[Aaron]

In between but if I had to choose, it would be neither.

Sun or rain?