You know you suck at Rayman when...
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you throw shoes at the TV in attempt to defeat the boss 
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you throw your hands at the TV in an attempt to beat the game
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you panic and swing the controller around by the cable and smash it off the TV while cowering in fear to the boss

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you're playing on the Wii version of Rayman Origins, you say WHEE!! then the controller slips out of your hand and it hits the TV, smashing it and causing the remote to smack you in the forehead giving you a scar

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you play the Wii version of Origins on a 50" TV and wonder why it looks bad, so you smash it 
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you smash the wrong door, causing it to send you to another dimension. 
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you can't find the HMF so you smash your bedroom door instead 
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you can’t find the Vortex so you summon a tornado instead 
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you can't defeat Reflux so you pick up the TV and start spinning around in circles 
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you can’t defeat Reflux or Reflux 2 causing you to kick the Tv out the window after throwing up on It.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you get really annoyed and just keep pressing start really fast so that the game just keeps pausing and unpausing

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you press quit and the game doesn’t quit, it explodes 
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you press start but nothing happens and when you go to check your controller is plugged in the console ejects the game at you like a flying disc and it smacks you in the face 
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you go to your console, turn it on, and nothing happens. After a few moments you get up and leave, and a sudden eerie sound plays and suddenly the TV turns on playing a very weird creepypasta version of a Rayman game. After witnessing it, the console rushes to your face, latches onto you and explodes!

Haha maybe that felt more like a story than what the topic wanted.
Haha maybe that felt more like a story than what the topic wanted.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you turn on the game and it screams ROYMUN!!!!!!!
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you wake up, and find Rayman is in a bathtub. Suddenly, the shower curtain opens and Globox appears with a kitchen knife, and tries to stab Rayman.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you're doing great in Rayman 2 but when you reach The Canopy it says SAVE GLEIUBUIX then you take out the game and smash it
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you're at the Pirson Ship. Then suddenly you have to go to the bathroom and when you come back you've lost since you left the game running and Rayman continuously kept to sliding to death. Then the game explodes.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you complete the game and the credits are rolling, but then it freezes and didn't save and you can never defeat Razorbeard again. 
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
And then the game explodes so you can't advance any further.

