The Failure Quest

[Steo]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them

[The Jonster]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates

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[Steo]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers

[The Jonster]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time.

[Birds858]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !"

[The Jonster]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure.

[Steo]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head.

[The Jonster]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese and cat piss on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode.

[LoveMetal]

Excuse me for this aside. But it is really starting too look like a Conker scenario.

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese and cat piss on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts .

[The Jonster]

Yup i think in a way that's true we've transitioned from a Sonic scenario to a Conker scenario
It's not bad though.

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese and cat piss on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold.

[Steo]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese and cat piss on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold. Globox then sees another stranger and goes "hehehehe" then slaps him in the back of the head and his eyes fall out

[The Jonster]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese and cat piss on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold. Globox then sees another stranger and goes "hehehehe" then slaps him in the back of the head and his eyes fall out causing strange mists to appear and engulf the heroes, transporting them to Metropolis.

(I couldn't think of anything funny right now )
(Unusual for me)

[Birds858]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold. Globox then sees another stranger and goes "hehehehe" then slaps him in the back of the head and his eyes fall out causing strange mists to appear and engulf the heroes, transporting them to Metropolis. But Rayman suddenly stop the time and say to the developpers "This game suck, i go to bed."

[The Jonster]

Rayman then jumps out of the TV, turns off the console and goes to bed for a 100 years, ending the game and preventing them from advancing any further.

Restart from checkpoint:

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold. Globox then sees another stranger and goes "hehehehe" then slaps him in the back of the head and his eyes fall out. These eyeballs were actually the key to a door hidden deep in the Glade which gives the group access to a hidden section of the Bog of Murk.

[Steo]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold. Globox then sees another stranger and goes "hehehehe" then slaps him in the back of the head and his eyes fall out. These eyeballs were actually the key to a door hidden deep in the Glade which gives the group access to a hidden section of the Bog of Murk... Suddenly, a flash of light appears in the sky, and a burning meteor plummets to the Earth

[The Jonster]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold. Globox then sees another stranger and goes "hehehehe" then slaps him in the back of the head and his eyes fall out. These eyeballs were actually the key to a door hidden deep in the Glade which gives the group access to a hidden section of the Bog of Murk... Suddenly, a flash of light appears in the sky, and a burning meteor plummets to the Earth. With no time to avoid it, they wait for the end of the world, only for the meteor to suddenly make a loop-de-loop and crash right next to them. The "meteor" was actually a giant cheeseburger.

[Steo]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold. Globox then sees another stranger and goes "hehehehe" then slaps him in the back of the head and his eyes fall out. These eyeballs were actually the key to a door hidden deep in the Glade which gives the group access to a hidden section of the Bog of Murk... Suddenly, a flash of light appears in the sky, and a burning meteor plummets to the Earth. With no time to avoid it, they wait for the end of the world, only for the meteor to suddenly make a loop-de-loop and crash right next to them. The "meteor" was actually a giant cheeseburger. Globox got so excited about the burger that he stuck his finger up his... nose

[The Jonster]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold. Globox then sees another stranger and goes "hehehehe" then slaps him in the back of the head and his eyes fall out. These eyeballs were actually the key to a door hidden deep in the Glade which gives the group access to a hidden section of the Bog of Murk... Suddenly, a flash of light appears in the sky, and a burning meteor plummets to the Earth. With no time to avoid it, they wait for the end of the world, only for the meteor to suddenly make a loop-de-loop and crash right next to them. The "meteor" was actually a giant cheeseburger. Globox got so excited about the burger that he stuck his finger up his... nose and pulled out an Apple iphone which he used to take a snapshot and capture the cheeseburger for use later.

[The Jonster]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold. Globox then sees another stranger and goes "hehehehe" then slaps him in the back of the head and his eyes fall out. These eyeballs were actually the key to a door hidden deep in the Glade which gives the group access to a hidden section of the Bog of Murk... Suddenly, a flash of light appears in the sky, and a burning meteor plummets to the Earth. With no time to avoid it, they wait for the end of the world, only for the meteor to suddenly make a loop-de-loop and crash right next to them. The "meteor" was actually a giant cheeseburger. Globox got so excited about the burger that he stuck his finger up his... nose and pulled out an Apple iphone which he used to take a snapshot and capture the cheeseburger for use later.

[Birds858]

Sonic was at Green Hill Zone more like Sand Hill right now and tried to fight Eggman in his Egg Carrier. Then he was suddenly swept off the grou nd by a mysterious gust of wind that blew him to the Mystic Ruins. Sonic suddenly got attacked by Infinite, Sonic tried to fight him but got quickly defeated and captured and Eggman succeeds in taking over the world, though all is not lost as Knuckles rallies up Sonic's friends and others to rebel against Eggman, known as the Resistance. 6 month laters, the Resistance recruited a newbie to the group, code name unknown. Knuckles sent Unknown to the Chemical Plant, where he is suddenly attacked by infinite, who does not recognize him but prepares to destroy him anyway, when a fiery tornado comes flying out of nowhere and hits him in the back, disorienting him and allowing Unknown to continue his quest to find the magic compass that will enable the Resistance to find Sonic. When Unknown were about to inflitrate a ship to go to the Death Egg, Rayman and Globox come suddenly from a portal and say "Hello there" and Unknown say "General Ray !" Then Unknown transform into General Grievous when Rayman and Globox prepare to fight the cyborg, when Blaze appeared again out of nowhere and attacked it with her blazing whirlwind which knocked it unconscious. They all decide to stand next to each other and use team blast in order to turn the cyborg back into Unknown. It was then that they ended up at The Fairy Glade for no reason where the mysterious fairies, Ly, along with Betilla and her sisters, were meditating because they just felt like unwinding after a stressful day. After that they decided to examine the Great Snoring Tree to see what happened, since it was not snoring like it usually did. As they walk inside they find Polokus ill. He said "that magician is only a 2 faced wanker! He gave me tea that he had sharted into, someone must let Rayman know what he's up to". So they went to find Rayman only to find Unknown. This is where they decided they were going to piss all over the magicians possessions for killing off Ssssam and selling him to Razoff and sending Clark away from the Glade. They first set off to find out who's idea it was to replace Ly with Tily and kick 7 shades of shit out of them while Rayman and Globox set off with Unknown to find the real Ly, who was kidnapped and was taken to a pirate stronghold deep in the glade. Once there, they discovered a strange scene: Ly using her fireballs to destroy the pirates. This was due to a grammatical error which changed "marry Ly" into "Marily" causing her to gain Mario's powers. Just as suddenly, Unknown suddenly has a sword and shield appear in his hands, along with other tools. It appears a new "curse" has appeared in the glade which gives the characters heroes' powers. Globox soon finds himself able to literally glow-in-the-dark due to his ability to control electricity and Rayman suddenly sucked him and spit him out which gives him the same ability, though for a short time. Then Jonster come and say "Hey, why i am not here ? This is supposed to be The Jonster 4 !" A machine gun was then given to The Jonster. With the power of anger inside him, he uses the machine gun and his swearing profanity to kill all the rest of the Robo-pirates and find the cure. In order to find the cure he must feck toast at a random stranger as Rayman uses grimace and then Globox slaps the stranger in the back of the head. The Jonster quickly spread bleu cheese on a piece toast and smacks it on the stranger's face, which causes the stranger's head to explode. The stranger's brain splatted on the ground, which led Globox to slip on some cerebellum parts. This causes him to drop his bombs and blow up part of the stronghold. Globox then sees another stranger and goes "hehehehe" then slaps him in the back of the head and his eyes fall out. These eyeballs were actually the key to a door hidden deep in the Glade which gives the group access to a hidden section of the Bog of Murk... Suddenly, a flash of light appears in the sky, and a burning meteor plummets to the Earth. With no time to avoid it, they wait for the end of the world, only for the meteor to suddenly make a loop-de-loop and crash right next to them. The "meteor" was actually a giant cheeseburger. Globox got so excited about the burger that he stuck his finger up his... nose and pulled out an Apple iphone which he used to take a snapshot and capture the cheeseburger for use later. But then, Polokus suddenly destroy the Glades of Dreams because he’s Polokus. The End.

Let’s start a new story.

Once upon at time in another dimension,