Corrupt a wish!

[Steo]

Granted but I became dyslexic and Tings happened instead.

I wish Ubisoft would just announce another Rayman

[The Jonster]

Granted but then it's bad!

I wish I could be like Rayman.

[Steo]

Granted but you only get his personality.

I wish I could break things for no reason because destruction is fun

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you destroy your computer.

I wish I had a sig like Steo's.

[Steo]

Granted but then I don't have them instead and RPC doesn't allow me to use them

I with my glasses would just remain clean.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then your consoles are dusty.

I wish I could write good songs.

[Steo]

Granted but then you write bad everything else

I wish I would just sleep now because I should and it's 5am

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you oversleep and it's 5pm

I wish I could finish my videos in seconds.

[Steo]

Granted but then they're not done properly

I wish things could be like they were in the old days.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you're stuck in a time loop and you don't ever get a new Rayman game.

I wish the foods I like weren't so unhealthy.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then vegetables and fruits switch nutrients with other food for you.

I wish that I don't get cardiac arrest from watching scary video surveillance footage.

[The Jonster]

Granted but you pass out from exhaustion instead.

I wish that my computers don’t get wet when I go out of my car in the rain to the library.

[Aaron]

Granted but then the weather suddenly turns sunny and you get a sunburn instead.

I wish people were more patient and not rush me with anything.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then they take forever to respond to you.

I wish time would slow down.

[Aaron]

Granted but then your actions slow down as well.

I wish I didn't forget about this thread so much.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you forget other threads.

I wish I could take a trip to the Land of Ire right now. I need some sleep in the Glade of Dreams.

[Aaron]

Granted but you get very little sleep.

I wish I could play Burnout 3 again

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you want to play Burnout 2.

I wish I could stay young.

[Steo]

Granted but then you're never allowed to do anything and can't drive. (you'll never be as old as me )

I wish Microsoft wouldn't make stupid spying OS despite them charging lots of money for the software.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you can't have all the good stuff of a Microsoft system. (thanks Grandpa Steo )

I wish I could cook and type at the same time.