Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

Yes! The script says that I will be letting you win the Quiz! YAY!!!

So what's my prize if I win the next game?

[Steo]

You get to give me money

What's the key to your future?

[The Jonster]

Beating Super Mario Bros!!

Do you want some money-ayyy???

[Steo]

Of course I do. We all want money-ay.

It it takes an hour to dig a hole, how long does it take to dig half a hole?

[The Jonster]

Approximately 1 billion light years.

Is there a way for me to be 5 again so I can buy Rayman?

[Steo]

Approximately 1 billion light years.

I assume even longer because you can't dig half a hole, a hole is still a hole

No and even if you were the game would be already almost 2 years old.

Is there a way to make Windows 10 not suck?

[The Jonster]

Yes. MAke Windows 9 first!

Why is electronic devices like skipping the number 9?

[Steo]

Because it's a 9

Why do companies like invading privacy nowadays?

[The Jonster]

Because they want to track you down and kill you with great vigilance!

Can I get a Joe with milk and Dolce?

[Aaron]

Sure, just ask Joe Dolce.

Why is the letter "W" (the one in uppercase) so thin compared to other letters?

[The Jonster]

Because it's a double!

Can I get a shut up? (get it )

[Steo]

Because W stands for weight watchers

Shut down...

Why is numlock always disabled on boot on some PC's?

[The Jonster]

Haha
But not what I meant.

Because the num keys acually stand for directions.

Can I get a shut up to my face? (someone should get it this time)

[Steo]

You ninja'd me last time is why I didn't bother
Why did a song about toast make number 1 before?

[The Jonster]

Because toast is awesome? (I dunno tbh)

Can i download XFinity to my TV?

[Steo]

If your TV can magically run 3rd party apps (I dunno )

If the game is called Forza motorsport, will there be a sequel called Fivza Motorsport?

[The Jonster]

No it will be Serza5 Motorsport
(Speaking of which I wonder how she is these days..)

Can I get some sleep with a dash of chocolate?

[Aaron]

Umm... no?

Why does it look so weird to see Master's name in yellow and not in green?

[Steo]

Because we're so used to seeing it in that great green colour and him having authority over us that it feels weird now

Did anyone else ever wonder about the exact colours for mods names in hex or is that just me that's weird enough to care?

[Aaron]

Well, I did too so you're not weird.

Does anyone else here want to try out a Linux distro but can't since then you couldn't use your other OS you have?