You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Aaron]

When you're about to defeat Reflux 2 but then the game just quits and plays this sound (at 0:07):

[The Jonster]

When you mess up and get clobbered by an antitoon.

[Aaron]

When Polokus says "You don't deserve the masks".

[The Jonster]

When Polokus destroys Rayman by mistake instead of the robo-pirates.

[Steo]

When you press the wrong button so you throw the powder keg at the helicopter bomb

[The Jonster]

When you throw a keg at the door while you're next to it and have low health, destroying the door but causing Rayman to turn into orbs of energy and disappear.

[Aaron]

When you light up the keg with the torch but Rayman just decides to fly backwards

[Steo]

When you try jump on the walking shell but it just runs away from you.

[The Jonster]

When you try to hit the crazy shoe and the shoe instead bites you.

[Steo]

When you jump without hitting the switch on The Bayou.

By the way I done that and landed on the piranhas face but he acted as a platform for some reason so Rayman took no damage

[The Jonster]

When you shoot a shock rocket but instead of hitting the switch, you hit the wrong button and it hits Globox instead, bubblizing him and causing him to explode.

[PluMGMK]

By the way I done that and landed on the piranhas face but he acted as a platform for some reason so Rayman took no damage

Wait, which part was this?

[Steo]

By the way I done that and landed on the piranhas face but he acted as a platform for some reason so Rayman took no damage

Wait, which part was this?

Just at part 1 where you climb off the floating platform right near the beginning then climb the rope ladder. The part where you have to hit the switch then, I jumped without hitting it and tried to helicopter. The piranha jumped just as I did and Rayman landed above him while hovering then stopped falling down until the piranha did and he took no damage. I was under the impression that once a piranha even touches him that's it and you respawn where you collected the last green lum.

He didn't literally land on it like a platform but it held him in the air for longer if you get me.

[PluMGMK]

Very weird. Hitting a piranha in the air should cause knockback (but not insta-death).

[Steo]

Very weird. Hitting a piranha in the air should cause knockback (but not insta-death).

Oh right yeah I'm thinking of the way 90% of the time you fall and get killed after a hit. But yeah I want to try make it happen again if I can but the timing would have to be perfect.

EDIT: Actually, for some reason that piranha doesn't do damage, he's going right through him

[Birds858]

When Razorbeard kill Globox in the final level.

[The Jonster]

When Globox's transformation into Reflux is permanent.

[Aaron]

When every time you put in a cheat code in the pause menu, that huge Robo-Pirate face appears even though you're on the GOG version of the game.

[The Jonster]

When your game crashes in Windows 10 even though you've put the correct settings.

[Thebananacrafter!]

When Betilla doesn't show up after Mr Stone to give you the run power and Rayman freezes into ice cubes