Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Aaron]

Mozzarella, Trappist and so on and so on.

Why do I love rock songs?

[The Jonster]

Because they are amazing!

What is soft rock?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

The ones in the forest or fake rocks.

Should I write "Etc." on a shopping list?

[The Jonster]

Yes, and then write i.e. also.

What could a whale's blubber do to a ship?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

To oil engines, especially of ones that fly.

Why is Pluto not a planet?

[The Jonster]

Because 7 8 9, so technically Ur anus ate Pluto.
(get it? )

Why is Chick-Fil-A so good?

[Steo]

Because I've never tried it.

Why has this thread until very recently, turned into ask a serious question get a serious answer?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

In case there is anyone here who needs psychological help.


If it is really dark at night, does that mean that it is nighter?

[The Jonster]

Yes, make sure you have a spotlight on.

Can you make caramel from my sugar, sugar?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Only if you want kettle popcorn.

Is it okay to at least have a pet rock in a glass house.

[The Jonster]

Yeah sure, if you have a starfish living with you.

Can I have snail that goes meoww?

[Steo]

Yeah as long as Spongebob let's Gary have a sleepover.

Choose food:

A. Teeth
B. Food

?

[Aaron]

Teeth lol (The Impossible Quiz reference)

Which cheese is made backwards?

[Steo]

Haha so you got that

Eseehc

What is a press?

[Aaron]

Wrong! The answer was Edam (literally made backwards)

A press is a strong touch.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? (another Impossible Quiz reference)

[The Jonster]

Click here for a free ipod!!!!

Just kidding I know the real answer

Can you sit in a chair?

[SilentSanctuary]

That all rather depends on whether the chair consents. Sitting is serious business, y'know.

Does the set of all sets include itself?

[Steo]

Only if you purchase the complete set of the set of all sets.

Why is it called a stereo if a lot of them actually use surround sound?

[Birds858]

Because stereo is more cooler than surround.

Ever see CliffSide ?

[The Jonster]

That's not a stupid question.

Can I eat pizza with a fork?