Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

This is an automated adventure game.

At each step, one or more options will be introduced.

To progress, post a message containing the index of the option you want to choose. Example :

An ennemy is facing you.
1. Try to escape
2. Fight him

I decide to be brave and choose option 2.

Anyone can answer at anytime. If someone already answered at the current step, please don't post for the sake of clarity.

1000 tings for the member who will make the most of the decisions!

THE ADVENTURE WILL START TODAY AT MIDNIGHT.

EDIT: Let's go!

[LoveMetal]

The Rayman Pirate Community is threatened by a huge army of spammers. They keep creating new accounts every day, you need to find a way to stop them.

You are on the forum index.

1. Search for last registered member
2. Look who is online

[PluMGMK]

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

A spam account is online, as well as a Jlfksjlfl member.

1. PM the spam account
2. PM the Jlfksjlfl

[PluMGMK]

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

Plum wtf are you doing?

[PluMGMK]

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Stop spamming Plum. :pascontent:

[PluMGMK]

[LoveMetal]

A spam account is online, as well as a Jlfksjlfl member.

1. PM the spam account
2. PM the Jlfksjlfl

[PluMGMK]

Damn, I messed up here! Well, 2.

[LoveMetal]

What do you want to write?

1. Ask them if they are responsible of the wave of spam
2. Ask them to help you in order to wipe the spammers

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

"We have carefully reviewed your request, and we came to the conclusion that this filthy spammer needs to be stopped indeed. We made available to you the Great Flying Car from the Great Flying Poo. You can drive on the Internet highway to browse the web in order to find informations.
PS: You stink."

1. Jump into the Great Flying Car

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

As you open the door of the Great Flying Car, a rancid stench smell escapes from the inside.
" Hello buddy, I'm Ajax the celestial fart. I'm here to help you in your quest!"

1. I don't need the help of a celestial fart
2. Where should we go?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

CHECKPOINT

As you open the door of the Great Flying Car, a rancid stench smell escapes from the inside.
" Hello buddy, I'm Ajax the celestial fart. I'm here to help you in your quest!"

1. I don't need the help of a celestial fart
2. Where should we go?