Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

After some miles, a slow truck is blocking you from driving fast. It has Internet Explorer logos on the sides.

1. Overtake it
2. Stay behind it

[Greeness]

2.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

The IE truck is very slow, but you decide to stay behind it.

1. Drive slow

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

It is definitly very very very slow.

1. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

The fart is getting increasingly angry and start insulting the truck.

1. Continue driving

[PluMGMK]

Any other options than 1?

[LoveMetal]

The IE truck finally goes out from the highway at exit 193: Microsoft Silverlight.

1. Finally!

[LoveMetal]

Plum, you decided to stay behind this fucking truck, not me.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

The car engine starts making a funny noise.

1. Investigate
2. Ask Ajax

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

The fart also noticed it, and suddenly he says: "Holy shit I forgot to fill the car, we're getting out of fuel!"

1. This car needs fuel?
2. Damn, what should we do?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

This car fuels with cosmic diarrhea, you need to take a shit in the tank quickly!

1. Try to poop in the fuel tank
2. Keep your dignity

[PluMGMK]

Being the uptight idiot I am, I go with 2.

[LoveMetal]

The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.

1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry