Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

"U rude dude, moreover I'm sure you need a guide in the internet highway. You don't want to be lost in snuff red rooms trust me."

1. Alright, alright, where should we go?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

"I know a good informer which resides at the Disposable motel. It's at highway exit n°226.", says Ajax.

1. Let's go.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1

[LoveMetal]

You start the car, and you take off from the ground. Once you're high enough on the sky, you find a very large flying highway between the clouds.
However, you think that you saw something higher in the sky.

1. Go to the highway
2. Keep getting higher

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

You drive up to the highway through entrance 185: phpBB forums.

1. Continue driving

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

After some miles, a slow truck is blocking you from driving fast. It has Internet Explorer logos on the sides.

1. Overtake it
2. Stay behind it

[Hunchman801]

1, else we'll never arrive.

[LoveMetal]

You start taking speed for overtaking Internet Explorer, but you notice a small bug escaping from its trailer and crashing down the road.

1. Be careful and stay behind it
2. Still overtake it

[Hunchman801]

1, don't wanna risk it.

[LoveMetal]

The IE truck is very slow, but you decide to stay behind it.

1. Drive slow

[Hunchman801]

1, not like I have a choice.

[LoveMetal]

It is definitly very very very slow.

1. Continue driving

[Hunchman801]

I can see, thanks. 1.

[LoveMetal]

The fart is getting increasingly angry and start insulting the truck.

1. Continue driving

[Hunchman801]

1, I could already smell the fart, now I have to listen to it.

[LoveMetal]

The IE truck finally goes out from the highway at exit 193: Microsoft Silverlight.

1. Finally!

[Hunchman801]

1 yeah.